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Today is World Frog Day, so you are OBLIGATED to
1. Look at 20+ frog pics (the one below counts)
2. Do something good for the environment
3. Imagine giving a frog a wholesome lil kiss
4. Imagine giving a BIGGER frog a wholesome lil kiss
5. Listen to an AP podcast ft Frog Content
ALT A drawing of a cake where each tier is shaped like a frog
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I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔
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Warlock Volume 2 is now LIVE! There are some amazing limited rewards, so check them out! @Kickstarter @KickstarterRead
kickstarter.com/projects/war…
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Girls on Christmas always dressed like
ALT Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of Gondor, in a red longsleeved oversized tunic with black leggings and knee high fashion boots about to receive a shiny new sword from Elf Santa Elrond
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Things are getting SERIOUS in this battle were recording so you KNOW it’s sparkle dice time
ALT Sparkly red dice on a table
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(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.
ALT Wildland firefighter Michael Scott expresses disbelief that someone would be reckless with their fireworks. "When I specifically asked you not to?" he says, reflecting on how he asked SO NICELY, too.
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Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
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when you're using the bathroom in mar-a-lago and discover documents about a secret superweapon to rule them all:
ALT Gandalf reading scrolls in the library in Minas Tirith
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frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog stack frog
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samwise gamgee? a loser? in modern society? he’s quite literally the ideal man
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Please vote for Warlock, your favorite D&D audio drama with an anime twist!
Happy Sunday, everyone!
We are still adjusting our read-only document with the finalists, but all the information is viewable!
Thank you for all your patience and continued support for this community!
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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OK here we go. Conceivably the greatest, most technical accomplishment in the history of natural history art: nearly 4000 glass models of flowers created by Rudolph and Leopold #Blaschka for @HarvardMuseum. None of the objects in here look like glass.
Readers, they're all glass.
