Snarky Faith | Satire, faith, and late-stage capitalism. Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide. https://nitter.gq/t.co/pyA5SnFnON.
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MAGA’s fiercest critics have an awkward habit of becoming its most devoted supporters. Unfortunately for them, someone kept the receipts.
Out today: MAGA vs. MAGA: The Inconceivable Hypocrisy, compiled by me, with an introduction by Matthew J. Distefano, from Quoir.
Their principles changed. The quotes didn’t.
MAGA vs. MAGA: The Inconceivable Hypocrisy puts their words side by side and lets them argue with themselves.
Someone kept the receipts. Available now.
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🤖 Made with AI
Turns out the cure for loneliness isn’t another app. Shocking, I know. 🫠 #Loneliness #MentalHealth
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Republicans lose an election, and Alex Jones discovers that Trump was secretly a Democratic plant all along.
The conspiracy theories have officially begun eating their own.
Elon blew over $200 million trying to buy Texas and lost. He can afford that every two years for the next 9,000 years. Texas has to beat him every time. #TaxTheTrillionaire
Existence is pointless, but your outfit doesn’t have to be. ⚪ #DeadpanDissent #SartreStyle
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AI didn’t cheapen fake prophecy. Televangelists industrialized that grift decades ago. 🙏 #AI #Grift
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Trump says to vote like he’s on the ballot. Fair enough. Know what’s on the ballot.
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Turns out Middle-earth is just everyone copying each other’s desires with better scenery and sharper swords. Shocking. 🗡️ #MimeticTheory #MiddleEarth
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Missed the Rapture? Awkward.
The Tribulation Survival Guide is your practical, totally reliable manual for surviving the end times and making it through theological nonsense with at least some dignity intact.
Buy it before Jesus reschedules again.
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Angel Studios has announced it will no longer tolerate the things it was already telling filmmakers not to include. #PurityFlex
Angel Studios is banning on-screen sex, nudity, F-words and misusing the name of God in its movies moving forward.
“I think Hollywood generally kind of lives in a bubble. These are excellent craftsmen. They’re the best storytellers in the world. Hollywood has built the best storytelling infrastructure in the world. But at the same time, they’ve kind of drifted more and more away from the values-based audience that they used to serve,” studio co-founder Jeff Harmon told Fox news.
Angel Studios, known for films such as the hit “Sound of Freedom,” will also give its paying members a chance to vote on movies and TV shows to ensure that a majority of members approve of the content.
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Turns out holiness was never about clutching pearls over vocabulary. Jesus had tables to flip, not vibes to protect. 😇 #FaithUnfiltered #Christianity
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Go With The Flow Romeo, because commitment to a plan was clearly asking too much. 🌊 #GoWithTheFlow #Romeo
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They warned that one honest question would ruin everything. Turns out the whole system was allergic to honesty. 🔥 #Deconstruction #Exvangelical
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Give me the skeptic over the saint. At least the skeptic asks questions before building a throne out of certainty. 🪑 #Skepticism #TruthOverImage
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Women get virtue labels, men get actual names, and patriarchy calls it tradition. Cute little theology costume. 🙃 #Christianity #Patriarchy
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Pastor @howertonjosh's church has a $225M giving campaign, complete with commitment cards and a prayerful inventory of your savings, stocks, and property. 💸
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