“Increasingly seen as a success” - The Guardian. Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerd herder. Engineering Manager, BBC Sounds. Not a spokesperson.

Greater Manchester
Joined August 2008
God everyone will you please just SHUT UP.
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Charles Leclerc IS a superhero! #WTF1 #Formula1 #SpanishGP
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When you understand how microwaves work, it’s exciting.
McLaren going full-on bling with their new Chrome-plated wheel covers #WTF1
That's it for Friday practice at the #BahrainGP. 🇧🇭 More to come tomorrow, team. 👊 Lando 🇬🇧 P11 Daniel 🇦🇺 P18
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Although I work for @McLarenF1, I’ve not been involved in the design of the new car. So I feel like I can openly help fans understand the technical differences between our car and the Aston Martin, with an insider, engineer’s perspective… 🧵 #F1
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Please spread the word about this important Twitter poll for @BBCMoreOrLess. The question is: Are Twitter polls...
28%...useful?
72%...useless?
4,935 votes • Final results
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I had to confess during this recording that in fact... I was once hit by a bridge. #HalfAGlass
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Taketh thou unto thyself, a hint #HalfAGlass
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Under Siege 2?! That has no place on this list. Name a better film in which the world is saved by a fax sent from an Apple Newton.
📺TV MOVIE SO BAD IT'S BAD 🔸Your 'choices' are: 🥀 Under Siege 2 (1995) 🥀 Joan of Arc (1948) 🥀 The 2017 Pirates film (Salazar) 🥀 The Harry Hill Movie (2013) ⬇️ But which is the worst and why? 😡 And has the inclusion of [film] upset you somewhat? Let us know!
The problem with talking to people on the internet is that we’re all so wrong about everything all the time. Like, always. I don’t know how to solve it and this tweet started as a joke but turns out is genuinely how I feel.
This is a really fantastic piece - and totally counter to the expectations one might have about the way a sci-fi blog would cover news events, which makes it all the better.
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I’d there a clever Greek-derived term for government by machine learning algorithms? ‘Mechinocracy’?
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The real question I’m asking is, has anybody made an AI that plays SimCity yet?
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Trump: "We did what we came here to do.” Also Trump: "the greatest danger we face is a loss of confidence in ourselves, a loss of confidence in our national greatness.” Wasn’t Trump’s mission to “Make America Great Again”?
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Report: You Were Lonely Before The Pandemic Started, And You’ll Be Lonely After It Ends bit.ly/3oQCVzZ
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I was present for this viewing of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Wine was consumed and there was much rejoicing.
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We live in truly unpresidented times.
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I’m having far more fun than I should be with my 10-year-old son’s Christmas present
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I WON STRICTLY, BY A LOT!
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