
i am delusional retarded football scout who makes shit scouting reports @vinijr 's biggest hater / fraud watch
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所有处男都听好了:第一次干逼前,必须自己先偷偷撸一发。别装纯,别硬着那根没开过苞的鸡巴直接往上冲。你那玩意儿一碰到湿软热乎的逼口,龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉,穴里黏腻的水裹上来的瞬间就够你炸精。插不到十下,精液已经往外喷,她逼还在夹、还在吸,你鸡巴软成面条往外滑,丢人到姥姥家。
真开干前半小时,把自己关进厕所或锁门房间。裤子一扒,握住又粗又烫的鸡巴,往狠了撸。攥紧根部从下往上撸到龟头,包皮扒干净,露出最嫩那圈冠状沟,拇指死搓马眼,捏着沟棱来回磨,搓得发亮发红、铃口渗出清液。另一只手托着蛋轻轻拽,根部发胀。
一边撸一边把等会儿那张逼想清楚:阴唇被你顶开,肉缝分开,龟头挤进去时穴口撑得发白,整根埋进又紧又滑的肉洞,穴肉一层层裹上来咬住柱身,吸得腰眼发麻;抽的时候带出黏丝,顶的时候龟头撞上子宫口,啪啪水声满屋都是。她喘、她夹、她腿盘你腰——你自己先在脑子里操一轮。 节奏自己摸清:快的时候整根狠抽,慢的时候只拿龟头在穴口想象里深顶,感受精液怎么从蛋里往上涌、顶着尿道要喷。射的时候别忍,对着纸巾或空气狠狠射出来,看着白浆从马眼一股股喷,溅在小腹上,记住那股从尾椎炸开、蛋蛋收缩、腿根发软的感觉。年轻鸡巴一天射几发都正常,别扯一天不能射那么多次。
提前射过一发,敏感度降下来,真进去才能硬得久。到时候那逼又热又紧,湿得直流,鸡巴被穴肉死死咬住,进进出出带黏液,顶到最深龟头抵着宫颈,穴壁一阵阵痉挛夹你。你要是没提前撸,光是龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉就射在子宫口,人软成泥,她还抬着屁股等第二下。提前射一发,你才能抓住节奏:顶深一点,抽狠一点,把她干到腿软、逼口抽搐、淫水喷你鸡巴和小腹上——而不是自己先丢人射完趴那儿喘气。
就这么简单。处男第一次就该先把自己那根撸熟、撸射、撸钝一点,再去真刀真枪干。别他妈矫情。
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https://nitter.gq/t.co/ly33TUJyZD Something tingled inside me
99% of the time, twitter insults towards me go in from one ear and out from the other.
But the 1% matters. For better and for worse. Today it’s about the better.
Did a YT vid a few months ago, with the vast majority of the comments ridiculing me for having put on a ton of weight.
… they were right.
Now, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or do something about it. I chose the latter.
Still some way to go, but thank you for the motivation.
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