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Hi, if I followed you seemingly out of nowhere, please know that I likely did so by accident as I was sleeping or falling asleep while scrolling Xitter on my phone. Yes, this has happened enough times that I’m pinning a post. If you suck, don’t worry, I’ll be unfollowing you soon
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I was a huge, HUGE fan of James Franco but reading these replies just shows me that sexual predators will always receive the benefit of the doubt even if their best friend, who undoubtedly knows more about their personal life than the general public, distances himself from them
Seth Rogen hasn't spoken to James Franco in a "long time" and has "no plans" to work with him again: "I have not worked with him in years. But the personal side of it is just so nuanced, and it involves people that I don’t know if I should be dragging into this. I don’t know what I would benefit from getting deeply into it. Nothing has changed since the last time I talked about all this, and I haven’t worked with him in a really long time and I have no plans to.” variety.com/2026/film/news/s…
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And Seth is the one being criticized.
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It’s way too cold Some goober: “Actually, it’s warmer than it has been for several days” It’s still below freezing, Brayden. Even after the initial shock to my system, my body can’t distinguish between 8° or 18° and longs to shutdown and die immediately upon stepping outside
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As a small business owner, Dec is especially busy. Lost track of time, paid my CC bill HOURS late, & triggered interest fees that @CapitalOne has opted not to waive. So super disappointing from a company I’ve been w/for 19 yrs & have always recommended to other ppl @AskCapitalOne
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at BlinkingGuy.com
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PHOTOGRAPHER CAPTURES TEMPLE CAT KNOWN AS THE 'GUARDIAN' OF DENDERA
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frizzy family
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It’s so hard for me to understand these kinds of videos because, instead of thinking they’re badass like intended (I guess), I just find them to be painfully, ~painfully~ embarrassing.
🚨 Texas GOP candidate Valentina Gomez just released a campaign ad burning the Quran and vowing to “end Islam in Texas.” This isn’t politics. It’s incitement. When the mosques start burning, remember: this was the match and the Texas GOP handed her the lighter.
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This is very Appalachia coded
if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.
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I’m convinced that parents don’t like their own kids. They like the idea of having someone to control, not nurturing a person with their own independent thoughts and values. Making meals with vegetable sides is the most MINIMAL of “inconveniences”.
Your 15 yr-old daughter has decided she’s a vegetarian and refuses to eat what you make What do you do?
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This might be more about where I live than anything else but, when I last went to the movie theater (couple months ago), the seats were literally falling apart in real time
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Why did I just sit and eat a literal pound of Brussels sprouts?
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I’m never stepping foot in Virginia again
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Can we agree to collectively apply social pressure on food establishments that are stingy with their sauces and dressings? What could it possibly be costing you? An additional $0.12?
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I’m gutted. This is heartbreaking. She was such a kind and passionate soul.
YouTuber and founder of ‘Save A Fox’ rescue, Mikayla Raines, has died at age 31 She took her own life due to online harassment
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Incels desperately want to believe that friends of the Hot Girl are jealous cockblockers lol
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Can we also discuss how they are/were the worst for criticizing the youths for this very thing?
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My god, the timing of this could not have been more hilarious
Another brilliant day at Trooping the Colour for His Majesty’s Birthday Parade. Thank you to everybody who came, and to all those who took part.
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