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"First name?"
"Tram"
"Ok last name?"
"Tran"
"First name?"
"Tram"
"Same as your last name?"
"Sure" xitter.cf/rextestarossa/status/8… – at Gilbert, AZ
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"brian"
"Ryan?"
"Brian!"
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it’s the 103rd inning. mascots are now pitching in relief. both teams are still aggressively barreling outs
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my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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The NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles almost killed Jalen Hurts for a Week 5 international showcase.
The full details of what happened behind closed doors in London just surfaced, and the negligence is staggering.
Before kickoff in London, Hurts was in a hospital bed until 4:00 AM undergoing emergency vascular testing. Medical staff instructed him not to sleep because sleep was considered an active health risk.
Instead of shutting down their $255 million franchise quarterback, the team cleared him to play 60 minutes of brutal, high-impact collision football on zero sleep.
Then, they loaded him onto a pressurized, 8-hour transatlantic flight back to Philadelphia.
Every doctor on the planet knows that long-haul flights and cabin pressure are the exact triggers that cause lower-extremity blood clots to break free. The Eagles spent days assuring the public it was just a "minor, superficial calf clot".
Now the truth comes out: the clot dislodged, shot through his bloodstream, and caused multiple pulmonary emboli in his lungs.
Hurts is officially out for the season, placed on blood thinners where taking a single routine tackle could cause a fatal internal hemorrhage.
He isn't just lucky to play football again, he is lucky to be alive.
When the NFL preaches "player safety," remember this moment. They ran a human being into the ground for television ratings in the UK, almost lost him to a preventable medical catastrophe, and cratered their entire season in the process.
Who inside that building signed off on letting him play and board that flight?
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The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:)
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I appreciate the lack of slick back buns at the #VSFashionShow 🙌🏼 blowout supremacy
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That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.



























