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I love dogs, D and/or D, sewing, my husband, and my boyfriend. Not exactly in that order.

 New Orleans, Louisiana
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Remember when everyone tried to leave Facebook for Ello?
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Remember 2010, when we thought the Tea Party was like the End Times?
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Anyone shocked by John Blancher’s social posts has clearly never been to Rock ‘n Bowl. I mean, he’s not subtle.
The Long-Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman And Comic Sans... ⌨️#MakeSomeNoise (@BrennanLM / @ZacOyama)
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Me, on branding: Remember when K&B was bought by RiteAid? Grad students: Me: You remember K&B, right? Grad students: Me: 👴🏼
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Remember the first year of the pandemic when everyone was deep into scrimping and upcycling and sourdough? Ugh, Pioneer Woman cosplay is the worst. #scarcitychic
If we can’t go back to normal, can we at least go forward to normal-ish?
I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
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Need a really long German word for that feeling when you start to post a snarky reply to a politician’s tweet, decide not to because you don’t want to fuel today’s fractious political climate, but still daydream about spiking his contact lenses with hot sauce.
SMH watching #NOLA Twitter get all cavalier and gatekeepy about this storm. Like we didn’t learn anything from Katrina. Or Gustav. Or Ida…
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On the upside, they probably taste better.
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Gumbo in November, king cake in January, spaghetti in September.🤮 #nola #Hermine
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This hurts👀
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After 53 years, I met my father. sturtle.com/2022/09/22/after…
After 53 years, hello fadda. (Also hello sister, sister, sister, and brother.)

After 53 years, hello fadda. (Also hello sister, sister, sister, and brother.)

I met my birth mom when I was 33. Twenty years later, I’ve met my father. Technically, I met his son first. He spotted me as soon as I walked in the door, waved me over, spread his arms wide in wel…

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DnD be like👀
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“Elves can’t be Black” - from the people who brought you this
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After spending months saying they want to “let states decide,” Senate Republicans are introducing a bill to ban abortion nationwide today. Let that sink in.
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