cosolus

dorks be like: yo i just preloaded gta 6

i haven’t made a friend irl since i was 9 years old

when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible

dont waste your time on me youre already the voice inside my heaaaaaaaad

i miss lego ninjago that shit was lit

everyone go and make a fake song on gulps genius lyrics page and include humorous lyrics PLEASE!!!

don’t call them shawties bro

there’s a guy at my school that has his own bloody rape sinister oc universe that he tells everyone about and he also has a girlfriend somehow

im an actual fuck up and i hope someone shoots me in my sleep

its currently 1:30 am and i have one million trillion missing assignments and im listening to a slowed + reverb version of my own song holy shit i need to kill myself

every time i go out it feels like everyone around me is in a pissing contest for who can be the loudest and most obnoxious it’s actually fucking vile

if i see another losercore video im commiting suicide on the spot

sig spammers in brawlhalla are the lowest lifeforms on this planet and should be eviscerated

the only plausible explanation for my life is that im a science experiment and they're trying to see how much you can fuck with someone before they snap

i miss when i used to play dark souls all day and i didn’t care about girls

why is almost everyone insufferable and annoying as shit oh my god