40 year old virgin in the making

🧘 he him 18
Joined October 2023
hello twitter
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i’m in actual hell
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he replied which means I have grounds for abandonment ❤️
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replied in 30 minutes and have been left on delivered for almost 7 hours today is the day
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that’s your queue to go “how about you” stupid mf
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i lied i’m back i need my fortnite and world news updates
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ok i’m deleting twitter see yall later
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I deadass hate a dramatic mf who is dead serious unless it’s me
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what is in the air dude
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i think i’m having an episode
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i’m so irritated I gotta get off the internet
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whenever I shave my bush i’m cursed with bad luck for at least a month
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DOJA CAT!!! this isn’t my mirror.
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after doja cat tomorrow you may take my soul
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whole cast gay as hell
Lauren Morais says her girlfriend made her watch ’WANDAVISION’ and ‘AGATHA ALL ALONG’ “She was like, ‘This is a bit of you, Lauren. It’s so fun, it’s so camp, it’s got witches. You’re gonna love it.ʼ I watched it and absolutely fell in love with it. Love Kathryn Hahn. Then she’s like, ‘If you like that, you’re gonna watch WandaVision.ʼ” (via decider.com/2026/10/15/visio…)
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jose ➃ retweeted
Happy Vision Quest Day!!! #wandavision #visionquest
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big things are happening
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in the comfort of my own home mind you
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ordered a new card cuz someone stole my card and tried to spend $1000 on onlyfans! uplifting tinashe except I butchered it lowkey
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this still being the best grammy performance of all time
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