Iβm still not over the fact that someone loves me enough to promise the rest of his life to me π₯°π₯°
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My biggest achievement in 2021 was learning to be happy and excited for people I see online doing amazing things with their lives instead of feeling envious or sad that Iβm not in their position β¨π»
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donβt make fun of people who donβt know how to correctly pronounce words that they learnt from reading
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I once ate an extra Jaffa cake when me and my boyfriend split a box in 2013 and he STILL brings it up now
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My boyfriend never tells me to have a good day he instead tells me to just βhave a dayβ so I never feel useless if my day doesnβt go to plan. Sometimes surviving the day is the best we can do and that is completely fine π₯°
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How many Facebook invites do I have to reject before people realise I donβt want to buy their Avon?????
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Hereβs some pictures of my baby Oreo showing you all his fancy new harnesses to brighten your day π₯°
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Youβre telling me people have been panic buying toilet roll n social distancing n making homemade masks to protect themselves against covid 19
But people still arenβt wearing suncream to protect themselves from skin cancer?????
Make it make sense
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my boyfriend has actually made a makeup table fit for a princess, so lucky to have someone so thoughtful ππβ¨
Before and after π«
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Been in my own home for 3 months now, still not bought a washer and I bought a birthday cake as a snack last night
Nailing it
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I used to be a sad, mad girl who took things to heart, believed everything I read on social and held grudges.
Iβm now a woman who tries to empower others always, give as much back as I can and has learnt to let things go
I think Iβm doing ok
I have moved to the part of Stoke where teens think they can make it as rap artists and they film their videos on the bit of grass by my house
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Trains up north: a cow mooed 7 miles away from the tracks - gonna have to stop this service for a few hours
Trains down south: just gonna get this body off the lines, weβre sorry that youβre going to be 2 minutes late, hope your day hasnβt been inconvenienced too badly
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Iβm that fucking awkward I not only let my manager drink my cup of tea, I also got the milk for him too πππ
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