Disaster Sir

Wait was Walman the problem with Jarry's game all along? Walman gets health bombed and Jarry goes back to back shutouts @ryanwhitney6

When ever i think i'm kind of a smart guy i remember that i test the battery life of my work flashlight by how much it hurts my eyes to look at

Why would anyone build a mansion without a wraparound porch?

So who did mostly monochrome better with their #HometownRemix jerseys? @EdmontonOilers or @CanadiensMTL

My bosses are always conservative and they always vote conservative because they say we'll make more money but when the conservatives win i don't get paid more

Most of the lower mainland went conservative i have never seen a major city vote like this in my life

I've never seen a party get their dick punched in this bad in an election the Cons have over double the seats of the NDP (62 to 29) absolutely insane

Waiting for disclosure from the government is like a long distance relationship where the other person is sending you nudes but keeps making excuses so you can't meet up boink

So am i wrong or is this basically a 1 for 1 Mercer for Hellebuyck with some garnish

Watching Disclosure Day Beginning: i'm into it 1/2 way through: oh wow this movie is great i wonder why no one is talking about it 3/4 way through: this has a lot of action 4/5 way through: oh shit it's all the alien stuff Finished: This is bullshit why end it there. Trash movie

Apparently Trump has bruised hands from jerking off Husted's steel rod

Does having sex with a ghost count as cheating?

Eww turn off true motion

Wait till this guy finds out about nuggets, strips and tenders

Soooo, how do we feel about Cyber Car? Personally i kinda like the i wanna say mid-res lamborghini look because we went from the N64 graphics cyber truck to a PS2 rendering. I'm defo getting hard Vice City vibes

All the shitlibs have to do is not go woke for like 1 month till the midterms and the dems will take the house and the senate Shane Gillis : "i'm fat and women at the gym dress like whores" The left:

Maybe Digger bombed because people just don't want to watch a movie where the protagonist is a self absorbed quirky cut throat billionaire.