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Sometimes when I read some tweets on this timeline, I just wonder who is fighting some of you. π Some of you have imaginary enemies.
My own enemies are APC and this government. Those are my only enemies. And God, please, you need to get this government out of my sight because these people are making my life unbearable. ππ
KitKat π retweeted
Iβm honestly tired of this app. π€¦π»ββοΈπ
I remember when I was so addicted to this app, but now, I just feel like leaving and resting. Maybe Iβll come back later, or Iβll just post my business and disappear. π
But the thing is, you canβt just post your business and go. You have to engage with people, interact, comment, and do all sorts of things for people to notice you and what you do.
And sometimes, I just donβt have the energy for all that anymore.
I think I need a break. Iβll leave and come back when I feel like it because, honestly, my peace of mind matters tooπβ€οΈ
You know when you talk to someone every day, especially at night, and they become the last person you speak to before going to bed? You can gradually start developing an attachment and feelings for that person.
I don't know if it works that way for everyone, but it's starting to get to me.
Should I stop talking to this person for a while and give myself some space, or should I just let things flow and see where they lead?
Because at this point, I'm confused. ππ
Gold digging has no tribe, race, colour, gender, or particular demographic. You can find gold diggers anywhere.
After all, who doesn't want to dig gold? ππ
KitKat π retweeted
I don't know why we have this mentality that broke people don't deserve sex. Jokes on you if you think broke people aren't having sex!
There are so many broke people out there enjoying the pleasures of life without having to spend a dime to get laid. A guy can get creative in different ways to have sex with a woman, and sometimes, money doesn't even need to be involved.
Stop deceiving yourself into thinking broke people don't have sex. It's a fucking lie!
Person wey don die no fit talk abeg. House wey dem won sell them go still sell am whether e get grave or not
So because I tweeted that you won't find me jumping from one programme or prayer house to another because I'm looking for a husband, una don start dragging me? π
Even Pastor Nat, the same person whose Hallelujah Challenge many of you participate in, has said that if you're praying for a husband, you should stay away from fornication.
Una no fit stay away from fornication, but you want husband by all means? Abeg, make una keep quiet! See una lives. ππππ
You see, my dear, this is exactly how some people respond to tweets that don't even concern them. π You see a tweet, lack comprehension, fail to understand it properly, and immediately assume you're being attacked.
Me? I go just sit in one corner of my room dey laugh una. ππ People and their stupid mentalities!
Replying to @superkathee
How dare you be a Nigerian and you do not like fried rice, so we that like it are we fools?
What are you even feeling like?
Are you better than us?
All this I better pass my neighbor mentality is the reason Nigeria can never move forward.
Theyβll be fine.
KitKat π retweeted
Replying to @superkathee
How dare you be a Nigerian and you do not like fried rice, so we that like it are we fools?
What are you even feeling like?
Are you better than us?
All this I better pass my neighbor mentality is the reason Nigeria can never move forward.
Theyβll be fine.
KitKat π retweeted
I was out of town when HC started this month and was telling an acquaintance that I miss home. He went βyou sef dey look for husbandβ
That thing pricked me that Iβve to explain in details that I wonβt be part of women doing that, he was so shocked when I finished with him
There are so many things I can pray for in my life, but one thing you will NEVER catch me doing is going from church to church, programme to programme, praying for a husband.
Wearing a wedding ring and wedding gown while praying for God to send me a husband? Joining NSPPD or Hallelujah Challenge specifically to pray for a husband? Abeg, count me out!
I reject that setting a million times. I have never done it, and I will never do it.
KitKat π retweeted
What are your top 7 rules of life?
1. Never get too much emotionally attached with anyone - not even your parents and partner. Their unfortunate departure should not devastate you any day, for a long time.
2. Never lie. Either keep your mouth shut or tell the truth. But, never lie.
3. Always be practical in real life. It's good to preach on social media, but the real world is a jungle, and innocents can't survive.
4. Always be kind to everyone. Everyone is fighting their own demons and are miserables.
5. Be careful about your words and actions. Make sure that they are not hurting anyone. You should not be the reason for someone's teary eyes.
6. Always, always, try to understand other person's situation and point of view by placing yourself in their place.
7. Never ever get impressed by anyone.
KitKat π retweeted
TINUBU MUST GO
TINUBU MUST GO
TINUBU MUST GO
TINUBU MUST GO
TINUBU MUST GO
Tinubu is after my life! π He must go come next year. He must leave that place!
KitKat π retweeted
If you have ever lived with a terrible roommate, imagine what it would feel like to marry the wrong person and have to live with them for the rest of your life.
A roommate can make your home unbearable, but at least you can move out when you have had enough. Marriage is a different kind of decision. You are tying your life to another person, sharing your space, finances, body, plans, vulnerabilities and future with them. If you choose wrongly, the consequences can follow you for years, sometimes affecting your children and every other person connected to you.
This is why I will never pressure anyone into getting married. Choosing a life partner is one of the most consequential decisions you will ever make, and it deserves more thought than simply falling in love, getting older or feeling pressured by society.
I don't like fried rice. I have never liked fried rice, and I cannot go to any restaurant to eat it, no matter how much you garnish it or how many people tell me how delicious it is. Personally, I don't like it, and I have no interest in trying it. Simple!
Now, this tweet is not even about fried rice. π I'm only using it to explain something. Me stating my personal preference, what I like, what I don't like, what I can do and what I cannot do, does not automatically mean I'm insulting anybody.
Did I insult people who eat fried rice? Did I say they don't have sense? Did I say people who visit different restaurants to try different fried rice dishes are foolish?
So why the anger when someone expresses a personal opinion about something they would never do? Abeg, help me understand, because sometimes I genuinely wonder if comprehension is becoming a problem for some people. π
There are so many things I can pray for in my life, but one thing you will NEVER catch me doing is going from church to church, programme to programme, praying for a husband.
Wearing a wedding ring and wedding gown while praying for God to send me a husband? Joining NSPPD or Hallelujah Challenge specifically to pray for a husband? Abeg, count me out!
I reject that setting a million times. I have never done it, and I will never do it.














