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@PressSec can you confirm reports that @realDonaldTrump smells like day old Roast-Beef from a meter away? what do his sweaty balls smell like when you gargle them?
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I got rejected for a job today I interviewed for last week. During the interview, the hiring manager straight out asked me my age, which is a violation of US labor law. I'm over 40, so the ADEA definitely applies. You guys think I have a lawsuit on my hands?
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
My children are shivering tonight without blankets to keep them warm or food to satisfy their hunger. We appeal to the world to extend a helping hand to them.chuffed.org/project/140028-hโฆ
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
Call their bluff, then sell off all the computers. Thereโs absolutely need for them in the classroom, they just distract from the real work of education. School should not be a workforce training program, it should foster a lifetime of critical thinking and intellectual curiosity
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/goโฆ
how is it even possible to nurture social structures in a society where competition for resources is the main underlying logic?
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
They're going to eat Zelensky
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
I thought prop pastors couldnโt get any more insufferable with their shitty analogies now theyโre taking the opportunity to flex on us poors in the pews
the nerve of Bobby Briggs to complain about James Hurley seeing Laura behind his back while he literally has Shelly Johnson on his lap in Leo Johnsonโs kitchen ๐ฅด
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
Kyle MacLachlan for The New York Times (2026). Photo by Sinna Nasseri
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
An underground activist group says they're going to start doxing billionaires
โข They're beginning with maps of homes linked to Elon Musk and Tesla's board of directors
โข They argue those who buy political power deserve the scrutiny theyโll impose
"Democracy is not dying. It's being killed. And those who are killing it have names and addresses"
(via WIRED)
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
Shall I conclude by returning to the point with which I began today: the division of the subject? This point constitutes a knot.
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
Called that shit
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
Like the car is already what it is but for some reason her cat of the week being a sleepy orange boy instead of a sleek or menacing little monster is so, so good lmao
Egg Foo Jung ๐ด๐ฏ๐๐ผโพ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ retweeted
help out!!
































