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@surpluseyes

twitter ruined me / @wnstnsckrz / 14 discord: asthenwpia

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Joined February 2022
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how it feels tweeting and nobody gives a shit
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Now Craig, what would you say if you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole? #TweekXCraig
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randy marsh from south park getting off, horny, aroused, on call listening to someone narrate their cooking steps / i’m making a pan roasted chicken... you gonna deglaze that fucking pan? oh yeah 🫦 shallots won’t overwhelm the natural flavor / food porn hungry moan / video meme
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ToonHive
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β€˜The Garfield Show’ premiered 17 years ago today on Cartoon Network.
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Last Christmas β€” Wham! (1984)
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β€˜Clone High’ premiered 24 years ago today on MTV.
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RT @EricCartmanCoon: "Fist bump... Fist bump, bro". http://t.co/xtAd6DmTaA".
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#NewProfilePic
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Jake@FreeBirdsJakeNov 1
It's that time again! Traveling through every November, Reggie and I are back to make sure turkeys are still off the menu! πŸ¦ƒβ°οΈ #FreeBirds #JakeIsBack
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Good morning
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oh I’m a gummy bear
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Good morning everyone!
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isso ta parecendo IA n vou mentir
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como se dice shut the fuck up 🀣🀣
πŸ§›πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ (@chromeheart600) profile pictureπŸ§›πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ@chromeheart600Oct 27
how drake sounds when ur not 15 anymore
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this wouldve done numbers in 2020 but this is from last week 😭
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