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cher horowitz but if she was chinese and could drive

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heres me and no bus because I was too short to get a pic #verticallychallenged
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excited for you to abolish ICE, defund the police & put money into the communities you funded to over police, stop taking AIPAC money & completely separate yourselves from israel, abolish the concentration camps, stop abusing incarcerated people, stop criminalizing homelessness
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocratsNov 4
LIBBING TF OUT
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el💥 (@marionaball) profile picture
el💥@marionaball19h
See how being an Arsenal fan brings you success and prosperity
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 20
COYG!
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emily (@north0fnorth) profile picture
emily@north0fnorthNov 4
blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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PLSSSSS
iris 🖤 (@irisketball) profile pictureiris 🖤@irisketballNov 4
haven't seen a blue wave like this since i looked at kyle kuzma's advanced metrics
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@ShriyaSainiiNov 4
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earl simmons (@iamsamkeller) profile pictureearl simmons@iamsamkellerNov 4
Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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we’re handing out new genders tonight like candy
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K’von Huerter (@hendr1xed) profile picture
K’von Huerter@hendr1xedNov 3
it was actually water before he touched it
NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) profile pictureNBA on ESPN
@ESPNNBANov 3
This angle of LeBron taking a sip of this fan's wine mid-game 😂 (via hi.madison/IG)
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suns (substack in bio)@antivirgosunsNov 4
I want Sophie Cunningham in jail by midnight @TheDemocrats
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cart@artsenalfanNov 3
14 years in the making and we’re back at the top #afc
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Kurt, etc. (@Kurt_A_Eff) profile picture
Kurt, etc.@Kurt_A_EffNov 4
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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meg “Yooper” bitchell (@MeganBitchell) profile picture
meg “Yooper” bitchell@MeganBitchellNov 4
WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
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YOU HAVE TWELVE HOURS TO PLACE THE PRONOUNS BACK IN YOUR EMAIL OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED
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this is everything I ordered thank you
The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) profile pictureThe xG Philosophy
@xGPhilosophyNov 1
Arsenal conceded 0.00(xGOT) against Liverpool.
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Brian Everstine@beverstineOct 29
They just won the World Series and now this ...
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@ReutersOct 29
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran

Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran

Top European ​brewers including Anheuser-Busch InBev warned this week that higher costs related to conflict in the Middle East were ‌starting to weigh on profits or would do so in coming months as...

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this is such an ancient image my god
ben “reschultzed.com” schultz (@reschultzed) profile pictureben “reschultzed.com” schultz@reschultzedOct 29
i saw this poster on a bulletin board in madison 15 years ago, and i'm very proud to say that our milwaukee brewers are 82 years ahead of schedule
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padres pls pls pls pls pls
Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) profile pictureJon Heyman
@JonHeymanOct 29
Padres star RHP Michael King declined his player option today and will be a free agent. Will be one of the most coveted players on market.
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wow really? it wasn’t obvious at all
Polymarket Hoops (@PolymarketHoops) profile picturePolymarket Hoops
@PolymarketHoopsOct 23
JUST IN: The Mavericks’ ownership orchestrated a covert smear campaign to justify Luka Doncic’s trade to the Lakers., per @nytimes. 😬😬😬
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munii@m1nuyln2Oct 26
my goalkeeper of the year.
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don’t believe in nonchalant gimmick I DO care and I want more trophies this team just isn’t clutch 🤧
- (@imzftbi) profile picture-@imzftbiOct 27
Don’t really care about the Carabao ultimately but that result and performance is still massively embarrassing
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