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929

@svmmevr

read it & weep.

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Joined March 2012
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I promise they told us camels hold water in their humps, and our blood is blue until it reaches oxygen.
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John (@sohelpmegosh) profile picture
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🪬 (@haiilez) profile picture🪬@haiilezNov 8
I hate niggas named Chris
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She sounds so horrible I’m in shock watching the video
THATS PRETTY MF (@cantleavethegc) profile pictureTHATS PRETTY MF
@cantleavethegcNov 7
OH XSCAPE ATE THIS! KANDI LOOKS OVERLY GOOD IN THE MIDDLE! OKAYY THE XSCAPE CHILD!!!
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Uhuh this too scary u uninvited to the party
yo soy tu daddy (@afamouslame) profile pictureyo soy tu daddy@afamouslameNov 6
i’m late af (my phone was broken) but happy halloween 🎈
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i dont even know what to tell suicidal people like i get it
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girl fuck you and fuck my family
exodia . (@rarestofall_) profile pictureexodia .@rarestofall_Nov 6
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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You on ya period & accidentally fall asleep on ya back now the blood up to your damn ears
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Yeah rent was due like five days ago fuckface
Mike (@Leonard_Szeliga) profile pictureMike
@Leonard_SzeligaNov 7
A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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K. (@kaydotbeedot) profile picture
K.@kaydotbeedotNov 7
This gave me chills because this is literally how it works
Jesus Loves You (@Thyzeek) profile pictureJesus Loves You
@ThyzeekNov 6
This perfectly depicts the life of an Intercessor
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Replying to @trvpskiii
I keep thinking raven will somehow prove herself likable at this stage of her career and I think it’s time to just give up on that. She’s so insufferable Jesus
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No bc I really used to be so scared of Terrance Howard in Big Momma’s House
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if u can’t beat em, kill em.. don’t join nothing
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yoms (@sukiiyomi) profile picture
yoms@sukiiyomiNov 6
LMAOOOOO this is such a crazy threat, I just sat up straight!
bobby drake (@mr1ofnun) profile picturebobby drake@mr1ofnunNov 6
my new hire just blew me so bad her phone percentage will be at 100 when she leave today , I PROMISE
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They think you 🐱
Ebony Hottie (@sexyandsadity) profile pictureEbony Hottie@sexyandsadityNov 5
Story time. Why I was w my lil boo yesterday we go into foodland in Detroit & this girl staring him tf down I’m like??? U don’t see me ? So we leave why this girl and her mama chase us down in traffic wave at him and the mom was like “she likes u” pointing at her daughter
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I like me better with Jesus.
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Mannnn somebody said they thought it was Tisha Campbell that sang Square Biz & I have been crying ever since bc now I can’t unhear it 😂😂😂😂
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ev˖ (@evanncarey) profile picture
ev˖@evanncareyNov 6
this is your issue chloe. you don’t take seriously criticism about your music and that’s why you continue to make the same bland, outdated r&b. i think if you really sit down and think about your career you’ll realize why your music goes nowhere
Chlöe (@ChloeBailey) profile pictureChlöe
@ChloeBaileyNov 6
Replying to @TonysGroove
you must be blind then, it’s okay
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We can tell
Chlöe (@ChloeBailey) profile pictureChlöe
@ChloeBaileyNov 6
pov: you’re the only writer and producer on the new Christmas classic 🤑🤑🤑
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i thought uzi jeans was tight then that other nigga walked in 😭
Tylil (@thetylilshow_) profile pictureTylil
@thetylilshow_Nov 5
Nobody knows I recorded this 😂🔥🔥
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Gabby really got Raven together here
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