Rev. Sarah Wanck

Thoughts from Substack. swanck.substack.com/p/found-…

They went and ruined @7up. I’m DEVESTATED.

If you ever question God’s love for you, remember…he made sure we had to pee in our dreams so we don’t wet the bed every night.

Also. Had the most insane chat with @thehalara to try to get a refund on a couple items. The conversation has been over for an hour and I still feel like I was gaslit. I’m not sure what just happened - but I didn’t get my money back.

I drink club soda. I don’t do sugary soda (only on rare occasion). And I don’t need fancy sparkling water when I’m out. But every time I order I’m surprised that I’m charged at the price of a regular soda. I understand why they charge. But also think it’s stupid that they do.

Sorta forgot about Twitter for a hot minute. Anybody still here?

On a dream Disney Vacation with my parents, we ate at @ChefArtSmith Homecoming Restaurant. Seven years later and I still think about the house made crackers on the Jasper Board. I’ve dreamed about making them but I can’t find a recipe anywhere. So wish I could enjoy them again!

Trucks with camper tops are male Mini Vans. 🛻👦🏻😅

I don't know what kind of voodoo magic @jimmyjohns put in the Thai Chicken Wrap this summer. But I'm all in. Please keep it forever. 🌯🐓🥒

Loving the @McDonalds birthday celebration of Grimmace. But where's he been for 30 years? Vacation? Getting some work done? The gang has been gone so long entire generations have no idea who he is! Bring them back! Hamburgler and all. 🍔🥳🍟

Potlucks. Amazing? Or kinda gross? Where do we stand these days? 🥗🥧🍗

Bring back malls. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

I had the pleasure of growing as a leader through Flame Fellows. I can’t encourage you enough to check it out for yourself. - for those serving in a church setting - 40 years old or under. -in the Wesleyan/Methodist tradition DM me if you have questions! #worldmethodist

What I would give for a @corelifeeatery in the QC! We need you! 🥑🥬🥗 #quadcities #moline #Davenport #sogood #corelifeplease

Best baseball movie of all time.

Really wish Pastors and church leaders would stop referring to “characters” and “stories” of Scripture. They are so much more. And it’s telling people who are listening, that it’s fiction. Just call them people.