bottomless pit supervisor (its my first day)

Joined April 2020
he’s investigating
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
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i fucking hate that he’s so funny. it’s incredible watching him interact with his fans, completely understanding he is speaking to and rallying total morons
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i always think im cute chubby and then i see a non posed photo of myself so then i start Ideating and even Planning
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(the last part is a joke)
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i dated a rich doctor like this abt 10 years older than me in atlanta and i can confirm he was not ensouled
Just met a man who is 34, has a great career, owns a condo, has $300K invested, runs every morning, cooks, travels, and is genuinely hilarious. And he still can’t find a decent girl. Modern dating is absolutely cooked.
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lowkey have all this and a cute dog. im blesst
My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job
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if i get to heaven and see french canadians i'm deadass leaving
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for the life of me i can’t understand inviting fans of the rival games to watch with you. some of yall are masochists
Bro is not getting invited back to the box 💀
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AUBURN SHOCKS NO. 1 GEORGIA 🤯 @AuburnFootball x 📺 ESPN
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AUBURN SHOCKS NO. 1 GEORGIA IN ATHENS 😲 The Bulldogs had 53 straight wins against unranked teams before playing the Tigers 😳
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AUBURN STUNS NO. 1 GEORGIA IN ATHENS. Reactions from Alex Golesh after the Tigers' biggest win in years. @wsfa12sports @wsfa12news
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IT FEELS GREAT TO BE A TIGER
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ICE IN HIS VEINS 🧊 @AlexMc83
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This is second only to peace on earth for me. War fucking eagle
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First good thing to happen to Auburn in years I could cry
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Alex Golesh following Auburn’s win over No. 1 Georgia: “We’re gonna build Auburn back to where everybody wants it. One game at a time, just hang with us.”
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THIS IS OUR HOUSE
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I LAUNCHED FROM MY CHAIR
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AUBURN UPSETS #1 GEORGIA
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sarabi retweeted
I’ve seen this movie many times
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