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I tweet about everything, RT almost everything, but it's all about good, you see...

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Which way to the soylent green factory?
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BREAKING: @SecDef Lloyd Austin has directed a service-wide stand down to take place in the next 60 days. Each military branch will schedule a stand down to allow each service to have "needed discussions" on extremism in the ranks
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I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
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Groundhog Day in the middle of lockdown feels somewhat superfluous...
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Now Hiring: #Paramedics #JoinMetroFire & be part of #California’s 7th largest fire agency & one of the premier #AllHazardAllRisk emergency response providers in the #USA. If you are ready for the challenge, click here: agency.governmentjobs.com/sm… #EMS #FirstResponder #FireService – at Sacramento, CA
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In science we shall save lives. #COVID19
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Data from Johns Hopkins University shows the 7-day rolling average for daily new coronavirus cases nationwide decreased over the past two weeks. It went from 244,872 on Jan. 13 to 162,067 on Wednesday. trib.al/Qr5eW0F
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I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out. Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed. In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.
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Big’ol eucalyptus tree wacks out power for parts of Tahoe Park #sacramentoweather #CAwx #sacramento
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Rainfall accumulations 🌧️ in just the past hour across the North Bay. A flood advisory is valid across portions of East Central Marin, SW Napa, and Eastern Sonoma County. Urban and small stream flooding will be possible as an additional 1-2 inches is expected tonight. #CaWx
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So...I couldnt walk when I awoke yesterday. Short story...I have a mass in my brain. – at Sacramento, CA
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i didn't notice any media coverage of the timepiece gracing his seditionist wrist. just sayin...
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Let’s see ... @nytimes had all sorts of material about Trump trying to stage a coup but needed #bothsides so they scoured and came up with BIDEN’S PRICY WRIST WATCH. The horror! Meanwhile, Trump tried to stage a coup. Impeachment managers, leave your tan suits at home.
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"I wake before dawn, screaming from my nightmares. My three love interests burst into the room. They all have one-syllable names like Shale, and Bird, and Nine. I will repeatedly fall in love with them with over three books." mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-da…
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I made a website where you can put bernie in places using google maps street view. Enjoy! bernie-sits.herokuapp.com/
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The creativity....
I made a website where you can put bernie in places using google maps street view. Enjoy! bernie-sits.herokuapp.com/
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BREAKING: Republicans are shocked to discover that Joe Biden’s America is in the midst of a deadly pandemic.
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One last #SquirrelAppreciationDay post...please enjoy this montage of our campus squirrels.
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Retweet if you agree Republican Members of Congress setting off metal detectors and not stopping for Capitol Police should immediately be arrested
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