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⚾️White Sox..unserious sports takes..dog dad..#108ing..UFO enthusiast..fan of 18 minute prog rock songs..musician 🇩🇰 🇵🇱🇷🇸☦️

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Good morning friends. I expect Christmas decorations to be up by dusk today.
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Absolutely a menace tonight
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Trick or treat, assholes. 🎃 Skip the candy. Get yourself something rad. Snarky shirts. Sweary pet swag. Weird little things you absolutely need. 👻 Good Design. Rad Swag. Zero candy corn. Shop small. Shop weird. Shop Mouth & Trousers. etsy.com/shop/MouthnTrousers…
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Happy Halloween peeps. I just got some really cool stuff from @MouthnTrousers. Since we are essentially living in an apathetic apocalyptic nightmare, it’s best to let your inner “id” out. If your raw desire is to tell people to #gfy on daily basis but you’re too exhausted to shout slogans, let a t-shirt or eye exam chart do the talking for you. Get yourself a pin for your jacket or your work shirt..or some post-its for the idiots that may park so close to you that leaving them a reminder of just how truly horrible of a human they are, leaves you feeling satisfied as you pull away. Add a sticker to your favorite music stand if you’re a struggling going nowhere musician. Better yet take a few to your favorite dive bar and decorate a stall.
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If you’ve ever heard me tell the Kochsnskis Human Centipede 2 story, this was the other band that night. Love this album open.spotify.com/album/57ZLx…
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Last time I missed a home opener (other than 2020) was in 2012 when Gunners Daughter played Way Out West Fest with these dudes. They absolutely killed it, then we drank an impossible amount of booze. Eventually we’re all playing an acoustic set at the hotel that was, well, terrible open.spotify.com/album/7G2PV…
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I’m a terrible ad guy. My aunt reopened her bar in a different location - basically across the street. In the same neighborhood as the original Jean Shepard’s house from A Christmas Story in beautiful Hessville Indiana. Now those of you who know the area, know that modern day Hessville is indeed tired. It’s been around forever but I grew up in that neighborhood so it will always feel like home in good times and low times. Kenwood Tap 3 is the third bar the family has opened, and like the previous location , it is indeed a quality dive bar with everything you would expect. Cold beer, good pizza, plenty of TV’s for games, and the classic smoky haze and friendly bartenders. Windy City Pizza runs the kitchen and I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty good pizza if you’re hanging out and need to maintain. 6208 Kennedy Ave. Hammond / Hessville
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55 days until #Christmas 🎄
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What? Me hungover?
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R.I.P. 3/4 stars
My Aunts new dive bar. Incredible
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My Aunts new dive bar. Incredible
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Starting my new role Monday. Good bye time clock.
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Nice..heart of the sunrise
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Rest in peace Captain Picard
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"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres. One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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