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The Pregame
Joined December 2025
Introducing the first official look at Rebound. Built for long nights, early mornings, and everyone trying to do both. No more choosing between momentum or memories. Launching Summer 2026.
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Can pretty much guarantee no one drunk enough to get this card is leaving quietly
Some U.S. bartenders are handing intoxicated customers discreet ā€˜you’re cut off’ cards instead of announcing it in front of everyone. The cards reportedly tell customers to ā€˜leave quietly and no one will know.’ [H/T: hidden.ny]
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ā€œTake Rebound before going out so your mornings aren’t so spookyā€ is what I’d say if we were an NPC company. You should still take it, though, because hangovers fucking suck
You'll get an extra hour of sleep (or partying) on Halloween night due to daylight saving time Daylight saving time officially ends on Sunday, November 1, at 2 a.m., meaning clocks will move back one hour. Daylight saving time will return on March 14, 2027. šŸ“·: Theestallion
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I know this may be a hot take, but skinny girls with big boobs are really hot
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Never settle boys. Even if you have a supermodel wife you can still get a hotter and younger supermodel wife
Tom Brady and Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel are reportedly dating and have been seeing each other for several months. 🄰 Sources say the pair bonded over parenthood and their shared love of fitness, with both keeping the relationship private as they spend more time together in Miami. via People šŸ“· Getty
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You know it I know it The bartender knows it Ric Flair knows it Those beers aren’t gonna drink themselves
Wrestling legend Ric Flair returned to the same bar the following day after a bloody fall left him hospitalised
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Someone messaged us that @takerebound is too expensive. If you buy one pouch you get 8 sticks for $45. That is the same price per unit as this Gatorade that I just bought, which most people reach for when they are hungover.
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Tom is just having some fun untill his his oldest son turns 21 and they can start running devious two mans together
Tom Brady dating supermodel Candice Swanepoel: report trib.al/2r5hdBF
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Eagles medical staff said he’s a full go to start today at WR
Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
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If your table looks like this when the drinks come out, you typically won't wake up with a hangover. @takerebound
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Rebound table went crazy tn in St. Pete
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Heading into the weekend reminds me that after nights like this I used to have purge myself by sunrise in order to combat the brutal hangover.. Now days I just take a stick of @takerebound before the night starts and hangovers don’t exist. Game changer.. I wish we had this in 2004.
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Ordering a double transfusion then telling the cart girl to watch my drive
Kyle Berkshire broke his own world record for the longest drive in history recently with a 588.3 yard bomb, beating the previous record of 579.6 yards. Kyle posted on Instagram to say: ā€œThis is one of the biggest accomplishments of my career: I pushed my world record drive from 579.6 yards to 588.3 yards. ā€œThe amount of work and training it took to push the bar another 9 yards is hard to put into words, but it was worth all the pain, sweat, and tears to get it done. ā€œI have so many amazing people in my corner pushing me to be at my best, and I feel so fortunate to be in a position to show what's possible in a sport I love. ā€œI have spent the last decade pushing the limits of what's physically possible with a golf club, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. ā€œ600 yards, here we come!ā€ Link to full video: youtu.be/-bi72dj2C9c?si=JWcS…
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Work wife just told me that she wishes her boyfriend was exactly like me
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Pretty much everyone has washboard abs before you figure out what beer is
Jessie James Decker and Eric’s kids flaunt matching ā€˜washboard’ abs in beach photos trib.al/346LrQI
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I’d like to report fraud.. how do I collect my 2 million Mr. President?
BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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DOJ's published guidance caps individual whistleblower rewards at up to $30,000 per tip, not an uncapped 1% of fraud uncovered, with a total program fund of $25 million. A $1 billion fraud tip would not yield a $10 million payout under the official program rules. newsweek.com/trump-vance-of… foxnews.com/politics/trump…
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Mixing pleasure with business
Rebound Bosh back out to Allen, his three pointer… #bang
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The lion doesn’t fear a hangover after drinking all night. He does fear the texts he sent his ex girlfriend while he was drunk though
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I raw dogged an email today. No ChatGPT, no second draft, no AI. Just me freeballing corporate communication
We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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Official @BDraddy Liam polos. Thank you @fostermccune22 for hooking us up. Available now at takerebound.com
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Update: She wasn’t there, but I think she could be at the casino
I know my wife isn’t at my local dive bar at 1:40 pm on a Tuesday but I really wanna check
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