casa d'funk

Betty Spaghetti did not die for this

One of the gayest things about me is that I identify as bi instead of pan sheerly because the flag is better colors

If you come into the coffee shop during pride month with your Bible and stiff the gay Jewish barista, that’s a hate crime boo

Making the vibe a lil gayer at my local Planet Fitness by wearing a Trixie Mattel shirt and blasting Sophie in my airpods on the elliptical

Me explaining to my straight coworkers that cunty is a compliment - Happy Pride!!!!!

Sunday reminder that Jesus would have tipped 🫶

Well I’ve officially been on Twitter for half my life. time to die

Every time I start crying about missing my mom I’m like god she would love this

There are only a few things that men can do that I find attractive and one of them is be Andrew Garfield talking about astrology

Bathroom light switches are always so elusive … like girl what is up what are you hiding from

I hope to one day get through a whole Christmas season without having to watch any H*rry P*tter 🙏 1 like = 1 prayer

There’s a lot of sociopolitical issues in my city but one of the biggest has to be that’s there no Goldstar Chili

The thoughts are intrudinggggg

Grief and the holidays really are such a fun little mix!! Throw in some intense feelings of isolation and you’ve got yourself a partyyyyyy

She just like me fr

i spent so many years saying I’d never buy a new car then I found out about my dream car and now all I wanna do is put myself in mad debt lmaoooo

Full moon in Gemini really havin fun with the chaos isn’t she?

I hope JD V*nce chokes on a chicken bone horizontally and I hope M*ke DeW*ne falls down the stairs and breaks every single one of his glass bones :)