Professional Procrastinator. Verify this :pantsgrab:
Maine, USA
Joined January 2017
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Cashiers don't want to be at their job anymore than you want to be at the store.
Say "Hi." when they say "Hi". Or something as simple as "You too." when you get a "have a good day" .
It's really not that hard. Just be nice. 🤷♀️
Me: Hi.
Customer: Yeah, I'll take a bag.
Me: Oh.
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being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video
Craving standing silently in a group of grown adults, cigarette smoke hangs in the air, while we listen to loud music and cheap beer.
I've never done this. Honestly.
It just sounds good rn. 🤷♀️
Sitting on the front steps, listening to beep bop happy EDM and sobbing because the sun feels good (I'm sure that's the only reason) is just a whole'nother level. 🙃
I got my first sunburn of the year though.
Interviewer at Hydro Dip Painting place: Do you have any experience?
Me: *pulls out phone* Look at the cinnamon coverage on these slices of French toast.
Them: You're hired!
(This didn't happen. Just a thought I had while making French toast.)
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long distance internet friendships are so frustrating like i want to go hang out at your place. i want to bring that snack u like if ur sad. i want to go to the cinema and watch a movie together. i wish we could randomly decide to drive down to the beach one friday night and
You can't hurt me, I was shown an AI animated image of my deceased grandfather, who was my best friend, and only cry every time I think about it.
