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Taylor Pate

@taylorlpate

shrike. flew too close to the sun.

 Houston, TX
Joined December 2013
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Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 ————————————- Total $98.49
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sadly unc now but there were flashes
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Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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by Stiver Stiverus
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the year is 2041 the dormant AI agents embedded in Keurigs have awoken they're piloting the bodies of the roaches that died in the coffee maker
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Hey uh, @Keurig - what the hell is a COFFEE MACHINE uploading, let me double check... ONE FUCKING TERABYTE OF DATA IN 10 DAYS!?!? Immediately unplugging that. Getting my parents a new coffee machine.
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Some recent Magic: the Gathering alterations I’ve made. Vadmir // Choso vs Naoya [sold] Sol Ring // Gachiakuta Fire Lord Azula // 90’s Anime Zur the Enchanter // Hermes
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@oldmediaApr 22
Treasure Planet (2002)
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Proof of life 🌬️
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“Dark Shadows” (Season 5, Episode 9) #iconic
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Tried my hand at refurbishing furniture.
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