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“I used AO3 once and everything was about rape and incest🤮” If that’s all you found across nearly 20 million fics you were actively looking for it. Stfu and stop trying to make yourself feel better by publicly detesting it.
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yo viendo las pestañas abiertas de ao3 sabiendo que no puedo leer nada pq si entro se recargarán
a sensação de ver ela por fotos e não poder estar com ela agora
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I have old moid fatigue. Theyre so jealous that the girls they want like cute boys their age and not their balding fat asses. Cry about it.
Nothing will radicalize you on the Age Gap Question more than scrolling through random google images of groups of male/female teenagers together. Women clearly don't just mature mentally at a much younger age than men...they are fully-formed physically long before them as well. All of the women in these pictures are at the prime developmental point to be locking in the highest value man they can, and begin building a big, beautiful family with him. Conversely, all of the boys pictured are a solid 10+ years of life away from having any sort of value to provide as a long-term relationship partner, especially in contrast to the women they're surrounded by, who are biologically and mentally ready to start making babies immediately. Any young woman who is investing her peak-fertility years dating and racking up her body count with these clueless, acne-faced doughboys (as all of us dudes were at that age), have been failed by both her parents, and society. Personally, I believe the normalized practice of shoving women into indoctrination camps (formerly known as schools) for the first 20+ years of her life should be completely criminalized, and banned immediately. Homeschooling should be made the new default across the board for boys and girls, but it is especially evil to waste young women's precious years of youth, while simultaneously doing a higher amount of damage to her psyche with all of the fake information being fed into her brain while her emotions are at their most vulnerable/manipulable. A sweeping evisceration of the forced educational pipeline, in combination with a reimplementation of traditional age gap maximalism (parents encouraging their daughters to date up 10+ years), is the clear optimal path forward, and the savior we've been looking for to escape our current feminism-created relationship crisis. All haters of this proposal are speaking from the foundation of either a propagandized delusion, or a jealousy-based disdain for those who still have the opportunity to avoid the traps they themselves fell into during their youth, or a combination of both. It is nothing more, and nothing less than a return to proper biological alignment.
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inaccurate cuz people who do black face actually get away with it and trans women get killed
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vkei bands in 2026
this is how goth and punk bands were moving in the 70s
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in 2007 boy george handcuffed a sex worker to a wall and beat him with a chain. the man, named audun carlson, eventually broke free and ran into the street naked crying for help. he’s said he was in therapy for eight years and still won’t meet new people bc he gets too anxious
Welcome @BoyGeorge a dear friend of Israel 🇮🇱
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they finally got their version of this
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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That's why y'all's birth rate is low, y'all are scared of titties
ファンの人には悪いけど 最近のTWICEはエ口売りしすぎてる気がする…
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this is killing me omds 😭😭
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why do twitter niggas think that being articulate means you're white/whitewashed do you hate yourselves or something
“I’m black”
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theyre calling me a racist white incest warrior for saying this is bad writing
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We should actually start treating Christians like how they swear they're treated
do they ever shut up holy shit
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This show has always had a weird mixed messaging about ‘being true to yourself’ but being true to yourself always means conformity. Like, your true self is to conform, and that’s treated as correct within the framework of the show.
how it feels wearing an ita bag when its not a con weekend
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this is the natural consequence to yall watering down age gaps tropes btw. like no, a 35 year old and a 40 year old dating isn’t an age gap, some tropes just aren’t meant for ppl that are vanilla and that’s okay.
I love an age gap fic but what I don't like is when the younger character is like 19 and the older one is 40. that's weird and predatory.
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It's pretty telling that lolipedos think this is a gotcha. This is great, actually. People like you never should've been allowed a computer. If anything, the state is way too soft on you degenerates. Enjoy your freedom while you still can.
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jesus makes sequel to the bible
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I unfortunately am noticing a lot of the childless people my age are still expecting an adultier adult to organize holidays for them and it’s like, no? We are the adults. Even if you don’t have kids, if you want to have fun, you have to make it.
Can confirm. Millennial Halloweens were just better.
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White women when any piece of media centers a Black woman:
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