I've got one life to live, and I wouldn't live it no other way. – at Westminster, CO

This turtle ain't got time for your problems.

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

I hiked 3+ miles over lava rocks, eyed a few blow holes, bought mango bread, observed an mongoose performing for banana bread, drove through the end of a rainbow twice, was alone with my wife for over an hour at the summit of haleakala, saw a meteor shower on top of the mountain, spotted spy technology being deployed, witnessed endangered birds crossing the road and almost ran over a fucking pig.

I went to take some photos of flowers today and stopped, remembering all the people who used to love my flower photos are dead... 🙁

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? In your head, in your mouth, in your soul The more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind.

OMG I'm about to get Lei'd for the first time in Hawaii! I've been here for over two months in previous trips and it has never happened till now.

I haven't had any 14 hour travel days in a long time and I don't like it....

Twats @TMobile throttle YouTube excessively at the DIA airport. Remember to use your vpn to get the full use of your bandwidth. It's your bandwidth, they want you to use as little of it as possible. #tmobile

Deisel was $6.69 per gallon this morning. @realDonaldTrump did this... I hope all of his shills get voted out next month, they deserve it for not standing up for the American people.

Pssst @SouthwestAir, this is pathetic and Elliott capital management still sucks balls.

I'm taking #peppercon on the road with me to Maui. I have 5 challenge coins for anyone that wants to dance with the devil. #aloha #defcon

Things I want to be reversed and replaced with opensource alternatives. 1. All the DRM things 2. Car ECU / Infotainment Software 3. Everything Autocad, Adobe, Salesforce, and Microsoft 4. Surveillance tools 5. All locked down hardware.

Water and electrical usage isn't a "trade secret" @Google, stop trying to hide your bad behavior. 1011now.com/2026/09/30/more-…

My homie hooked me up with this. I need to find a good esp32 to throw on this now, something better than the stock seeed studio. @_colonel_panic

Remember, no matter how much you love your job, it will never love you back.

When did it become the social norm to use your speaker phone in the airport? #latestagebrainrot #trash