Teddy Northcott

It seems that the man human is called "Dad" and the lady human is called "Mum"

All this blimmin' rain is starting to get silly - my underbits are always soggy.

Well, believe it or not, today I fell out of a tree. I swear that squirrel pushed me.

Did the Ice Bucket Challenge today in the form of thinking the weed on the top of the pond was grass. It wasn't. Didn't know I could swim...

I've had an interesting week - been Teddy of the Meadows, sniffed a cat, narrowly avoided getting wet by the sea and saw some Krankies

The man human has just done a fart that sounded like a song from Napalm Death's album "Scum" - although it lasted longer

I am Teddy of the Moors - sniffer of tuffets, chaser of leaves and paddler of muddy puddles. Then later I was Teddy of the Woods again.

Another day out in the country. Told a cow it couldn't park where it was. The cow slouched off in a huff. I barked up a tree.

Found a bird by a tree today. Big round eyes, pointy beak and lots of fluffy feathers. I think it must have been blown out of the tree.

Had a lovely time yesterday rolling around in a dead rat. But the humans took me home and squirted it all off again.

My man human seems to be home for a change - I can finally get at the computer again - anyway, time for another nap

I've had a really good run around on the beach today. It was a bit windy up the trousers, but I did manage to offload all my wee

I've been a bit farty tonight - hope the humans didn't notice

A large noisy red sucky thing keeps chasing me around the house - the lady human seems to be trying to restrain it, but it still keeps on

Should be safe to have a nap - got my minder on duty.

As I thought - they're throwing that flippin' ball around. I run to where it goes to show them, but I'm damned if I'm bringing it back

My humans have brought me a new ball with a throwy thing. I hope they don't think I'll be chasing that all around the place.

After my evening walk I had a good long lick of my under-bits. Overall, I'd say it was OK.

My human kept throwing a ball away earlier. I was bringing it back, but she obviously didn't want it. Don't know why I bother.

Got seen off by a cat - the little bugger was under a car and made me jump.