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Tee

@tee501

Cupcakes and lap dances. Smartass. If you don't have a sense of humor you can get lost! Music, Movies, and Sports.

 Arkansas
Joined February 2009
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Fuck you
Wolf (@wolfncrisis) profile pictureWolf@wolfncrisisNov 7
just peed on tree. mine now.
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You come at the McRib you best not miss.
ErikWithTheLand (@ErikWithTheLand) profile pictureErikWithTheLand@ErikWithTheLandNov 7
Hey @Starbucks is this a braised short rib sandwich or a grilled cheese with meat seasoning? $8.25 for not even a spoonful of short rib?
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Ion give a fuck what you use to do, yeen finna treat me any kind of way. I’m somebody grandson.
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she look like one of the gangster cats from tom & jerry 😭
ApTora (@ApTora_) profile pictureApTora
@ApTora_Nov 5
Zandaya in Marc Jacobs
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Image from ApTora (@ApTora_)
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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J.K. Rowling naming a black person
RCMP Alberta (@RCMPAlberta) profile pictureRCMP Alberta
@RCMPAlbertaNov 4
We are happy to report that missing person, Rayjay Strikeswithagun, has been located safe. Thank you for helping by sharing the message!
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Live look at the HR ladies getting ready to fire you tomorrow:
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN NOT!
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beam me up, lord.
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Tee retweeted
CJ (@CJ_Pumpfun) profile picture
CJ
@CJ_PumpfunNov 3
Me, at age 8, after trying my parents' Colgate Triple Action instead of my own Tutti Frutti-flavored Colgate Kids.
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stay away from me
Sparrow (@sparrowincrisis) profile pictureSparrow
@sparrowincrisisNov 2
i am so horny i could fuck a moose
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?¿@ellsewhenNov 1
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Someone at work asked if I was a bumble bee
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Image from CLE | Kompetitor (@TheKompetitor)
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I-40 at sunrise in Northern Arizona. The light hits different out here. Have a good Thursday.☀️
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Black Halloween is so funny. Cause why would you- LMAOAOAOAO
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I can only imagine how he tortures them at home if he can do this outside 🤭🤭 I don die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They made Tatum one of those niggas who read poetry at a bitch window
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 27
GODDAMN LEBRON LOOKS SICK
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Y’all my bf got his teeth done look what my granny texted him 😭😭😭😭
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Image from Missi (@imhertoptierr)
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Jason Whitlock has seen better days
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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