They've got enough alcohol to kill the Diamond on a Diamondback. #awesome #onlytuesday – at Nebraska, USA
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That awkward moment when somebody was talking to you.... And you just weren't paying attention.... At all... #woops #sorrynotsorry – at Nebraska, USA
Windy Day! If I stick a kite up in the air, Boom, it'll be still! #WordsOfAWiseMan #KITE #kidforever – at Nebraska, USA
Look at all them pretty ladies!! Just waitin to be driven! #Chevy #Silverado #mylife – at McCook, NE
I love how I'm only on this 4 maybe 5 times a year. #ImAwesome
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Tweet a Tweetster #imboredasfuckdringkingdrpepperinthiscoldweather
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REDBULL!!! I feel, when I do a pushup, im pushing down the world! #ChuckNorris
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work... #winkwink
It's so humid out... I've been wet since my dream... #makeitrain
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