Kema

If you don’t come dressed like this to mine I will haunt you. Please look good.

Kwa nyumba ni bongo zinaekwa am starting to hum alot.

Never thought I would still hear the beauty of Chris Barr sound more than a decade after campus. And everyone is vibing to it too.

You know anyone headed for Tz rn is on that payroll. You do know right???

Y’all are mad about stones and shoes???She is a baby why is she a maid???????

There is a lady who was called by her husband’s sidechic. She was asked when she is going coz that was what the husband was telling the other babe. Kalikua kamechoka kungojea after kuzalia mwanaume tutoto tuwili. Main chased the husband away, he begged and came back home.

Trick was to have a business to pay it off. My mum used it to clear our fee arrears analipa the whole year diligently. Siku tulimaliza shule, alikataa kuchukua walikua wanakuja kumbembeleza. Alifunga hio account akachukua savings zake which they frustrated her pia.

They want the wife and her babies to accept them soo bad after the betrayal. So that they can continue poking on the open wounds.

Sifuna Kangata feels like a scoop of icecream after signing that elusive deal.

Ever saw my besties boyfriends’ female friend heavily pregnant hapo Odeon. Asked my bestie if she knew about it and if there was anything between those two. She said aliambiwa ni ya jamaa mwingine. Turned out to be his but she was in love alikua anamtetea red flags.

Patience pays.

Everyone on IG doing the AI videos is making me miss the grainy effect on photos. I want my old phone models back tbh.

Eww. A guy once went through my phone. Not once or twice. Sasa aliona hapati chochote na nikama hakutosheka akaingia IG akafungua some juicy chats between me and a close longtime friend. Kuniconfront I was like, “he is gay, do you want him?

Am not comfortable with poverty.