Esoteric Eccentric & Unreliable Narrator
Canada
Joined September 2021
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Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
Passing out at 8pm after putting my precious children to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with guilt for all my blessings, self hatred for all my sins, and obsessive thought which has plagued me since childhood, but finally I find forgiveness for myself and the world. All will be saved. Now wide awake, I roll over and check x, the everything app, it opens on my fyp, and the first video is an insanely fat woman eating ribs and slapping her belly. The next video is a guy washing poop out of his own ass with his pee. The third is of a live streamer laying on his couch soaked in gasoline playing with a lighter until he self immolates and the whole chat goes “bro hell no!! 😭 why bro doing that!!” Finally, I feel myself drifting back to sleep… I am relaxed… I do not fear what waits for me in dreams…. For all hell’s creatures have been captured in the device in my pocket… God be with you
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
Dude, you're only beating me because you're better than me at this, big woop, the only reason I'm losing is because you're more skilled than I am, congrats, you figured out how to be good at the game we're playing, probably from practice and hard work, nice job you stupid asshole
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
god forbid an unemployable autistic boy gain a bit of esoteric knowledge
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
Keep in mind every patch when every top player is only queueing the same 3 op heroes they are not getting into the same lobby, instead of pooling the top 12 players in queue then drafting it creates 4 separate lower skilled lobbies so they can all play that hero #draft
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
your ranked opponent is not a human. they are an abstraction of evil that must be eradicated at all cost to maintain your self worth.
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
the best detective film wasn't even included
The Consensus for Showdown № 235 is in 🗳️
Here are the top twenty best detectives in film, as voted by the Letterboxd community 🕵️
View the list: bit.ly/4x16v9E
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
its really crazy that the entirety of the canadian census is:
- how many people live here?
- are they transgender?
- can they speak french?
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
Lowkey they be playing a lot of movies at the movie theater. You can see em too if you show up. It’s pretty cool
Chudsona Non Grata retweeted
i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time
