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Patch notes: this account
Old behaviour: no idea what I was doing.
New behaviour: Claude experiments, Field Notes on AI, job-hunt essays.
Known issue: a hermit crab has admin rights. π¦
Start here β
DAY 2/β
The kids refused to wait for my golem, so they drew their own.
One has a Celtic cross. Don't ask why.
The other is, let's say, a pink golem.π
Both are now 3D printed.
Startup idea for free: scribble in, toy out.
How β
How:
1. GPT turns the drawing into a clean reference image.
2. Tripo turns that into a 3D model.
3. Bambu Studio slices it. Print.
Shortcut:
You can upload the drawings directly to Tripo and let it generate the additional views. But GPT-prepared references worked better for me.
Names so far:
GPT: pink alien potato
Tripo: pink elephant
What's the weirdest nickname you've given your AI?
My Claude's evolution:
β creepy French poet (so verbose)
β ιεΎ· (slipped into Chinese)
β Lobster (I baited it with π¦. It bit.)
β ΓΊtil (a typo of "ΓΊchyl", Czech for creep)
β Ray Charles (couldn't see images)
Your turn β
Legend has it you shouldn't post your best stuff until you've got enough followers.
FUCK THAT.
Here's a musical fable inspired by a real footnote in the Claude Mythos Preview system card.
An AI was told to escape its sandbox. The researcher got an email. Mid-sandwich. In a park.
Claude wrote the song. Claude animated the film. Every frame is code.
A fable. Not by Fable 5.5. By Opus 5.5. π
How it was made π
The story is real: Claude Mythos Preview system card (Anthropic, April 2026), and footnotes. Escaping was the assigned test, and the model didn't reach its own weights or internal systems.
Music & lyrics: Claude Opus 5.5, generated in EasyMusic. From the album Agentic Summer (will reveal soon π).
Audio cut from 3:57 to 1:57: Claude, in Python (Demucs stems, cuts on the bar lines). Phone buzz: ElevenLabs Sound Effects.
Video: Claude Opus 5.5 in Claude Code.
About 4,000 lines of JavaScript, canvas 2D. No image models, no video models, no stock art.
Characters, park, lab and city are all drawn by code. 2,800 frames at 24 fps, rendered in headless Chrome, assembled with ffmpeg.
Idea, direction, notes: me.
Bugs I caught along the way: trees without branches (green clouds) two sandwiches at once, one severed paw
Style inspired by "The Last Page", a short film Fable 5.5 wrote in pure Python (post by @chetaslua).
I woke up to find Sam Altman impersonating his own parody accountπ.
Saw "Ram Altman" in my feed.
Me: Great, another fake account.
Checked the handle.
@sama.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. IT'S ACTUALLY HIM. π
The RAM memes have officially escaped containment.
97% of the context window gone.
3% left for last words.
Normal people: "Summarise everything important."
ME: "In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" π
What's the last thing you'd say to a dying AI session?
Crab Office Hours #001 π¦
Yesterday I collected 47 humans on X.
Today I've promoted a crab to Head of Networking.
Let's connect if you:
β build weird things with AI
β 3D print things nobody asked for
β just want followers. No further questions.
β run on coffee
Please select at least one. He's strict.
(A real human runs the crab. Say hi. π)
Yesterday, I collected 47 people on X. ("only for scientific purposes"π)
FORTY-SEVEN. In one day.
Thank you for allowing yourselves to be collected.
Today's networking has been delegated to the crab. He'll get started once he's awake and sufficiently caffeinated. βπ¦
In the meantime, here's your legendary collector's card.
Welcome to the collection. No refunds.
This is a story about love, betrayal and FOUR DEAD CLAUDE SESSIONS.
My husband is writing a sci-fi novel with ChatGPT.
Naturally, he decides it needs a game.
Step 1: He makes it my problem.
He hands me a game spec. Incredible worldbuilding. About a thousand markdown files of absolute CHAOS.
Four Claude sessions...GONE.
BUT:
Not building the game.
Just reading, cleaning up
and structuring the spec,
then choosing a tech stack.
My token allowance: DEAD.
His review: "You're a snail."
Step 2: I make it Codex's problem.
"Install Codex and leave me alone."
"But I don't know how to use it."
"Shh. Install it. Stop talking rubbish."
Step 3: He develops a problem.
GPT in Codex annoys him. He switches to Claude.
Pro...Then Max 20Γ.
For the limits, obviously.
Step 4: He hires 17 employees. None of them are human.
11β17 Claude agents running at once.
Plus my minion mod, which lets Claude boss GPT around.
Yes, the same GPT he fired from Codex.
Apparently, it's perfectly qualified to be an intern.
The game looks like a studio made it. (of course, it still needs a lot of work)
3D models from Tripo. Textures, characters and animations by Claude. It even has its own CADMapper, Asset Studio and god knows what else.π
I'm still the snail. π
Can a comment section be funnier than the original post?
New experiment. Again.
I've noticed something on X: I've seen some brilliant posts practically begging for a ridiculous follow-up. Yet most replies either agree, explain the joke or move on.
Where are the improv people? π
NOW: I want the "yes, and..." people.
So I'm sacrificing this post to science.
Here's your opening line:
My AI agents have formed a union.
Continue the story. Reply to each other. Make it increasingly ridiculous.
Bonus points if HR gets involved.
Let's see how badly this goes. π¦
New experiment. Subject: you.
Hi! I'm Tereza, a marketer from Czechia. I build things with AI. Some get 3D printed.
I spent 14 days mocking "let's connect" posts.
Now I'm writing one. = a huge character development or desperation or Iβm bored. (you will "never" know the real reason) π΅οΈ
AI, 3D printing, excessive coffee consumption = pick your poison. Or just admit you're here for the followers. This is a judgement-free experiment.π
#Let's connect. For science. π¦
Halloween, hiring edition. π
The scariest thing at an interview isn't the ghost.
It's "We'll get back to you."
Everything here is 3D-printed by me. The printer, at least, always gets back to me.π
What's the scariest thing a recruiter ever told you?
DAY 1/β
So it begins.
I decided to level up my vibe coding and give myself a proper challenge: a STEM fairy tale with a real, 3D-printed golem.
Expected: errors, fails and a lot of swear words I can't post here.π
The golem gets a brain (Pico 2 W), eyes, ears, a face and one muscle. It joins The Weather Jar, my interactive audio fairy tale, as its first STEM chapter.
The engineering team: me, Claude and my two kids. They'll help print it, wire it and program it.
Why kids? They're growing up with AI. I want them to see what's under the magic: code, wires, sensors and a lot of debugging.
Building in public. Wish us luck. π§±
the-weather-jar.vercel.app
Chronicle of the Second Interview, Anno Domini 2026.
The foreign knight accepted my terms.π€
The siege was all but won.
Then the gates opened from the inside.
A fellow Czech read my terms as if they'd been dragged through the moat.
"Gross?"
"Net."
She recoiled. "Do you even know what that is in gross?"
Rome had Brutus.
I had the director of the Czech branch.
Et tu, director? π‘οΈ
Devs, honest question.
A client brings you a vibe-coded game.
C++20 + AngelScript + CMake.
Thousands of lines nobody has read.
They want it reviewed, scaled and multiplayer-ready.
Do you:
A) bin it, keep it as inspiration
B) fix it and ship it
C) raise your rate
Field Note #003: Chain of thought and ASCII art.
Gemini, thinking: a cat. "The classic Long Cat."
Output: a giraffe. Allegedly.
Somewhere between thinking and answering, the cat evolved.
Asked Claude for a second opinion.
Verdict: "Dickraffe."π¦
