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RIP Kyle Busch

Houston, TX
Joined January 2014
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Ruby after finding out her sister is gay and race mixing (Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote that scene, Rooster Teeth? Good Lord.)
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The funniest thing is that he blames the AI backlash for this despite being gamings and techs most hated man since like 2019
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Damn it feels good to WAKE UP IN A BLUE STATE and I will never get tired of saying that. Good morning TEXAS 💙
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my favourite halo, i adore this game and the relationship between Chief and Cortana in it still cant believe this released on the 360, because jesus did they pull every ounce of performance from that poor thing lol
Wake up, Chief. We’ve got a birthday to celebrate 🎂 Happy birthday, Halo 4! 💚
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She looks like her soul is leaving her body.
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Ron Johnson just went on Fox News and admitted there is RAMPANT corruption within the Trump Administration. Every American needs to see this.
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I’d be laughing just as hysterically and exhaustedly if my $1,000+ rocket got bonked aside by a fucking axe
Leon casually parrying a rocket (╥ ᴗ ╥)
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Note to Stephen Miller: While Richard Nixon never saw jail time, his chief of staff did.
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So MAGA thinks Democrats cheated in Texas, a state run by Republicans, with a Republican governor, Republican legislature, Republican attorney general, and Republican secretary of state? Holy shit, these people are allergic to accountability.
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"Missionary" has a meaning outside of the only sex position you've ever tried
Replying to @sayalpha
Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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Replying to @bestofstarwar
"what? he's gonna blow off the ship" calmly
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Replying to @bestofstarwar
But whenever Darth Vader's theme plays, it means Anakin Skywalker is literally THIS close to turn to the Dark Side.
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Even when Anakin was in a good light-hearted mood, the signs were always there.
As much as I love The Clone Wars, I don’t think their interpretation of Anakin Skywalker has aged well with me because I just don’t find it believable that CW Anakin would become Darth Vader. Clone Wars Anakin and movie Anakin feel like two completely different characters.
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The difference between the way he treats Jill and Chris is crazy he really fucking hates her omg 😭
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I actually really enjoy the thought that Jill sees right through Wesker, maybe even felt cautious about him even before the mansion incident.
The difference between the way he treats Jill and Chris is crazy he really fucking hates her omg 😭
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You lost by 12 points shut the fuck up
Gina Hinajosa and James Talarico will never assume office. Bookmark this.
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Happy birthday Halo 4! #Halo #Halo4 #HaloArt
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Leon's most underrated line of dialogue tbh OG RE4 Leon, no matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.
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Conservatives flocking thinking I’m the pinnacle of modesty…. So real quick lemme just say, your narrative sucks and I am not the one to be using to push it. The clothing you wear has nothing to do with your morality. Also, I love trans people, hate Tr*mp, and Free Palestine <3
Why’s it kinda giving Hex Maniac?
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Remember: Missouri is for you, Texas is for they/them
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The more the AFC South changes, the more it stays the same
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