@th333aaa
 23, she/her
Joined October 2023
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Thea strikes again w an opinion piece
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Guy who’s heard Living on a Prayer & the Final Countdown
dj177@dj177_Oct 27
im sorry but rock music is like the corniest shit ever to me bro
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Mind you it’s five minute drive. But I can’t drive so it is a pilgrimage for me now. Unless my dad can take me when he’s home
thea@th333aaa1h
The place my nan used to take me after school to get gingerbread men still exists and still sells their gingerbread men after 20 years so I’m going to take a pilgrimage to get a gingerbread man later
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The place my nan used to take me after school to get gingerbread men still exists and still sells their gingerbread men after 20 years so I’m going to take a pilgrimage to get a gingerbread man later
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✰@hoesluvvjason20h
one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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cunts trapped in an episode of bargain hunt 🤣
leep@leep_snOct 26
There is a lot going on in Holloway’s house…
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having a celebratory go on the harry kane usb-a to usb-c cable tonight wbu
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This shirt about to go triple platinum in Islington and Hackney
Sophie@Not_charlen318h
We are NOT talking enough about Curley in this green hurling T-shirt 💚
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And here was me being loyal because I am too intense and serious about everything sigh
nini@rasmalaipagluu18h
hinge talking stages are so funny like why are we acting loyal to each other when we both got 6 other people on the roster
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I dont think there’s enough men to do that with. They’re a really difficult breed to engage with
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I have no problem being seen by NHS staff wearing a Palestine badge. I have a huge problem being seen by returning members of the IDF!
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she was so excited to emit carbon
Eileen Reslen@EileenReslen20h
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…

How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was incinerated

The Daily Mail has exclusively learned the shocking details of how Swift's team demanded every custom design from her wedding be incineraterd after the pop superstar's big day.

dailymail.com
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pedro@cedropafe_Oct 27
always the drunk texter never the drunk texted
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You’re about to see the UK Government put Israel before any UK MP, or MSP too.
The National
@ScotNationalOct 26
🚨 Israel has detained an SNP MP and a Greens MSP who were trying to enter Palestine
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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if harryween was in the uk i’d dress up as kathryn turner director of product development at m&s foods
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I’ll so take that
❀@exqress999Oct 26
portugese is spiritually slavic, greek is spiritually romantic, slovenian is spiritually alien, hungarian is spiritually evil
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opening a movie theater that electrocutes you if you pull your phone out
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Gunna go crazy on cex and buy all the old professor layton games because my nan and I used to play them together when I was little
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🍲@soupsideOct 27
did the sexy men factory blow up or
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