The negotiator. Am no angel. Raise your self worth. The answer is blowing in the wind. Heaven is a place on earth.

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined June 2011
We come from those families where, if a family member went to high school: it was a feat. My brother (cousin) was the 1st. He told us about satellites being able to watch u from space (it didn't exist then). He prophesied, instead of learning about it. Should I tell him????
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A church in Hebron, put up a gate & locked it before putting a perimeter fence. They'd open it during service. Pretoria!!!
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To tell you the truth, former Mayor: we've had enough of these man of God. We lost 88 lives in Nigeria. Bushiri was collecting money enough to fill a room, every Sunday. 🇿🇦 remained poor despite a wealthy religious experience from prophets.
Prophet Benny Hinn has landed South Africa!!😆🙌🏽 Whatever your plans this weekend, you cannot afford to miss this life-changing encounter we’re about to experience, personally and as a nation.❤️ I’m believing God for personal upliftment through real encounter with JESUS, and a supernatural turnaround for our nation.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 What are you trusting God for?💁🏽‍♀️
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This other time in Joburg CBD, a shop owner put up a speaker outside. Immediately a song was playing, an ild man took to the floor & started dancing. My question was: is this his normal life or I was missing something? Does he do the same when he's at home with his kids?? Jozi
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These are the chickens that you find are being sold in street corners. Thank you SPCA. Please visit Vosloorus one day.
The SPCA is appealing to South Africans for help after taking in over 500 chickens being sold illegally or in violation of regulations. The organisation is running low on feed and is asking the public to donate chicken feed to ensure the birds are fed and cared for.
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A Mugabe visiting a Mugaba, & Mugaba happens to be in possession of drugs. Mugabe gets charged with Mugaba. Charges are later withdrawn on Mugabe, but Mugaba doesn't make the cut. Mugaba/Mugabe: how did they meet & get to associate to this extent?
#UPDATE The National Prosecuting Authority has withdrawn charges of possession of dangerous drugs against Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe before plea. His lawyer, Simbarashe Mukwekwezeka, said Mugabe was driving a vehicle without number plates when he picked up his friend, Max Mugaba, on his way to a barbershop. “Unbeknown to him, his friend allegedly had 72 grammes of mbanje in his bag. They were stopped by police officers who noticed the unregistered vehicle which they were driving. “Their vehicle was searched, resulting in the alleged discovery of the drugs,” the lawyer said. Prosecutors are proceeding with their case against Mugaba.
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Hey, I got addicted to snuif for 3 fn years. I never thought about quitting. Guess what? I quit 5 days ago, unexpectedly. I'm not looking back. I've passed the testing stage. The storm has passed. How did I get here??????
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ThandoMoholi retweeted
Replying to @thandomohodi
Use her surname ma- sbanibani
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Not me having called my cousins' wives oMakoti for a long time. Now, I am being asked what her name is. I don't know. Cousin is at work. No cellphones. Let me widen the search for her name. Background ( cont'd)
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In my family, it is tabooish to call an elder by their name, worse for a female who is not directly related to you. So, I got accustomed to calling them wives abomakoti. So, makoti is at work & I must fetch a document from her. She works at the back office. I'll get the name. 🤞
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Reading between the blurred lines......, Is a clear sentence. Let's pack it for, now.
Dear Media The Foundation will not be giving a minute by minute update on H.E President Zuma. You are requested to afford President Zuma PRIVACY and DIGNITY he deserves. The permanent enquiries are not appreciated. We see it as PERSECUTION & INVASION of privacy. Mzwanele Manyi
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Count yourself lucky if most people really understand what you really mean.....
Replying to @Yknip1
Even if it's just pure luck that they catch the serial killer, traffic cops should still get credit for doing a really thorough investigation at the scene.
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It is unknown for a 35 year old person to be called "old", until I saw this insinuation. How did this pass me by????
Can old people still fall in love and have kids? Like, say, at 35. Is that even a thing?
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A tweet I wanted to see. @AbsaSouthAfrica 👇
Absa should stop playing with me. There is no way that every time I try that spin thing, it lands on no prize.
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If you go out for firewood harvesting, take note that not every wood is meant to be used for fire, & also be wary of deadly scorpions, if you'll be carrying it on your back.
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With such chaos, I will not board. 🤞
Last Nairobi flight to Zimbabwe .
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Sibiya catching political strays. 🤣🤣🤣
YOH!!! 😳😳😳 “I don’t want children, young girls who go & sleep with Sibiya because they want money, sugar daddies—government muat be your sugar daddy.”😭 — President Julius Malema.
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A professional pilot who doesn't check weather reports on his scheduled flight? 🚮
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There are some wars that you fight to lose, but, u could come out as a winner. Mark this tweet.
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"A man always takes his stomach with, wherever he goes" My Granny's Chronicles.
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