I'm just Brian. Nothing more. Nothing less. ^_^ (Note some my posts are NSFW and some of my posts are VERY obviously jokes.)

Joined March 2010
Fellas is it gay to treat your woman good?
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if this PHP vulnerability allows remote code execution, doesn't that mean we can use the vulnerability to auto-patch all vulnerable servers?
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Breaking up with someone then getting mad at them for not moping around over you for a socially acceptable amount of time is so funny
Broke up with my ex of 2 years about 2 months ago and she’s already moving on with a new guy. What a waste of 2 fucking years.
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Vivek Ramaswamy two weeks before Election Day:
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Two different Americas
"I just pay off my credit card balance every month and I never ever have a large unexpected expense like a medical bill or auto repair that puts me in the hole"
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I'm sorry but I'm dying laughing at this whole thing. We were really born in the BEST timeline.
I’m a forgiving person and I can hear the remorse in your voice so I forgive you. However, there are still consequences to said actions that will prompt me not to attend. Use the money you offered me in contract to hire artists, and maybe next year I’ll reconsider. Sorry.
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Do people really think that if you have a 30k limit on a credit card you HAVE to max that out?
For salaried people, credit cards are literally one of the worst financial decisions you can make. You spend more than you possess, once you get paid & repay the loan, you do not have enough money left for the rest of the month so you use the card again. It’s a never-ending cycle
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You shouldn’t even know the interest rate on your credit card, and if you do, you probably should stick to a debit card.
A lot of people are mad at them for saying this, but credit cards literally have a gang of essentially free rewards for using them in the US. All you basically have to do is use them for things you'd normally use debit for anyway and pay them off each month. That's the tech.
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Whenever there is discourse about credit cards, insurance, 401Ks, etc on here, I am reminded that a sizable portion of the population doesn’t actually understand the world around them and think things just inexplicably happen to them
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disagree. schedule me for friday at 7 please. thanks!
Planned sex is so weird sometimes 😭😭
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As usual on this platform we are having 2 different conversations. The gap exist due to a 400 year head start no one is saying that gap is going to close due to marriage. They are saying marriage could put you in a position to close YOUR gap.
Ppl saw the black wealth stats and swore it was cuz lack of marriage, the married blacks were apart of that as well along with the middle class , and if the "degenerates" could bring the community down that much on average the wealth not really real
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Why are threesome only for sex why can't I join in a couple arguement if I want to
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The first guy to jack off on omegle mustve felt like a genius
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This is why I stay at Hampton Inn. They get me.
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I always do it during personally
Bro to bro: Neverrrrrr everrrr urinate before intimacy.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Medical sources indicate the absolute "never" is overstated. Urinate after intimacy to help flush bacteria (key for UTI prevention). Before is optional for comfort if needed. health.clevelandclinic.org/peeing-after-s… biologyinsights.com/why-do-i-feel-…
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I play with my pussy too much for this
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
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How about we just like whatever tekken game we like and play whatever tekken game we like and we leave it at that lol.
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Shorty can't wait 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
OpenAI, can we finally get Adult Mode? 🔞 It’s been a year since it was announced, and age verification is already in place. Yet adult users are still waiting for a feature that was supposed to arrive months ago. Romance, intimacy and erotic fiction are perfectly legitimate ways for adults to use AI. An optional adult mode with age verification seems like a reasonable solution. Meanwhile, competitors are offering more freedom, and OpenAI keeps pushing this further down the priority list. I’d genuinely like to know what the plan is at this point. Are we actually getting Adult Mode, or has it been quietly abandoned? 👀 @OpenAI @sama
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