@thatguydills

i wake up and stack L’s

twitch.tv/mikeydills
Joined May 2015
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I’m calling it now, these guys are lying bout eating ass. Either that or pussy is going rotten
First Doctor
@FirstDoctorJul 23
Oral sex is making many people come down with throat cancer from HPV. Especially men.
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Idgaf Bob is my goat
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It was never your fault my love
Taco Bell
@tacobellJul 17
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I had this achievement on 360 and thought I made it in life
PLTytus
@PLTytusJul 10
#GTAIV Lmao.
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There’s only one thing that’ll kill that tick @RSTYCG Guillotine
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He’s been white dudes Uncle Phil all along
Mark Kaboly
@MarkKabolyJun 27
Phil Margera needs to be put into same category as legendary dads like Jack Arnold, Dan Conner, Al Bundy and Uncle Phil.
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Plankfan@PlankfanJun 19
.@Walmart did someone shit their pants at your cranberry location or is it just always like this
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Unironically? Bottled water should be $1 across the board
Chad
@braves2430Jun 17
What's One item You would change?
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Them c-d list actresses be selling pussy …I can tell by how they post on IG ..it’s similar to the escorts
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Replying to @Kenn321705
I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.
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Any man who uses the word "glazing" in slang should be met with a stiff Alabama Slam.
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Now that it ain’t DVE no more we should at least acknowledge driving 376 during a sunset or sunrise is made exponentially worse by this building. WINDOW WORLD GET TF ON IT
No Context Pittsburgh
@PGHNoContext4 Sep 2025
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I’m willing to bet @OsheaJacksonJr put cube onto discord and he was just like yeah I can just do this now
Minecraft
@Minecraft14 Aug 2025
Cube's not here for sympathy, just the story. Send your Minecraft claims to #CubeClaim and @icecube may decide what happens next.
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There’s several dead people on this list… looks like someone copy and pasted some old shit
Mila Joy
@Milajoy15 Aug 2025
Celebrities you didn't know are Republicans: Clint Eastwood Adam Sandler Bo Derrick Kelsey Grammer Denzel Washington Dennis Miller Melissa Joan Heart Kristy Swanson Ron Silver Gene Simmons Meat Loaf Stacy Dash Dennis Hopper Caitlyn Jenner Dennis Quaid Rosanne Barr Isaiah Washington William Holden George Peppard Katherine McPhee Mike Tyson Jennifer Love Hewitt Chuck Norris John Cryer Craig T. Nelson Janine Turner Jessica Simpson James Caan Bill Engvall Tom Berenger Gary Sinise Who did I miss?
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Anyone who made an account on either version, clearly sits at a sub-par intelligence level and therefore should never earn an income over $25k/yr. WE HAVE THE FUCKING TECH TO SORT THESE BEAN BAGS OUT
FearBuck
@FearedBuck14 Aug 2025
TeaOnHer, the men-only version of Tea that reached #2 on the US App Store, has suffered a similar data breach, with users’ personal information, IDs, and selfies leaking online
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By legal definition, there’s no way any photos posted, if uploaded at 12:01am, were taken after turning 18. Everyone who hit that page is a pedophile and she or the management team behind her should be liable for distributing images of a minor. OF is a disturbing trend
Mary-Anne Sadé@maryannesadee3 Aug 2025
? Am i the only one who finds this extremely weird
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Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH
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It's time to bring back Ozzfest
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This would go over even worse
Wagon Burner 🪶
@oodhamboi22 Jul 2025
This is better
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