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rigatoni

@thatrigatoni

the baked noodle of DC 🍝 think of all the pastabilities! ♓️

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Joined October 2022
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Entertaining this man as a plausible representative is fuckin nuts, he is microwaved
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportNov 8
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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“Why copy yourself off of two congressional loser ass dickheads? Jeffries was a pussy ass wet rag. And Chuck Schumer? Chuck Schumer, what the fuck? Jesus! Talk about a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher huh?”
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@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 4
In an NBC News poll last week, Hakeem Jeffries had an approval rating of 18%, and Chuck Schumer's was 13%. It's wild seeing them both act like they have mandates to lead the party going forward.
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We want revenge you lackluster mouth piece
Clipping Wings (@ClippingWings) profile pictureClipping Wings
@ClippingWingsNov 4
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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how those microwaved cheese cake factory leftovers taste you frumpy bitch @JDVance
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@TIMBO_SL1CENov 4
Zero exaggeration you’ll be remembered for murdering dogs and your husband’s huge tits and nothing else.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemNov 4
Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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They’re coming for you girl @GregAbbott_TX
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Those fuckass cicadas in the background of every EVA episode:
News to Remember (@allchronology) profile pictureNews to Remember
@allchronologyNov 2
Yes, this is real. Yes, this is from today. Yes, he is fucked in the head.
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Juggalo Jesus (@da_porgy) profile pictureJuggalo Jesus@da_porgyOct 30
"That's it, gloves are coming off!" I say, revealing my knuckle tattoos that say I-M-S-C-A-R-E-D
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aj 🧷@ajjordanphotoOct 30
“this doesn’t happen to me” have you considered acquiring a network of at least 30 gay guys, drag queens, niche celebrity transsexuals, clubbing lesbians, and sober party girls? if you do then Everything will happen to you
aj 🧷 (@ajjordanphoto) profile pictureaj 🧷@ajjordanphotoOct 30
living in new york is so fun because i don’t ever really need to have Plans. Plans just sort of happen to me. i will end up somewhere and it will be really fun
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can we bop them for that stupid fuckin election mailer too
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 29
Utah has officially brought felony charges against Kalshi and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. The company and its cofounders are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion, a Class A misdemeanor. abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…
‘This is a crazy overreach’: Kalshi responds after Utah files criminal charges against company for...

‘This is a crazy overreach’: Kalshi responds after Utah files criminal charges against company for...

Utah has officially brought felony criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi, alleging the company illegally promoted gambling in the state.

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wdym this is the name of an ESPN commentary show and not a gay NYC circuit party
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Glee got me tweeting again my god lmao
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Get ready for the next Digivolution. DIGIMON BEATBREAK in English dub will premiere with the first five episodes on Crunchyroll this December 27th! #Digimon #BEATBREAK #Anime
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Shes getting more licks in this weekend I can feel it
rigatoni (@thatrigatoni) profile picturerigatoni@thatrigatoni14 Nov 2025
Hillary somewhere beating Billy with a belt
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Big Chungus has been around longer than Israel
ToonHive (@ToonHive) profile pictureToonHive
@ToonHive20 Dec 2025
84 years ago today, the iconic Looney Tunes short ‘Wabbit Twouble’ was released in theaters.
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yall need to commit ***** I’m so serious
QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) profile pictureQE Infinity
@StealthQE418 Dec 2025
Honestly, this is bad man. There’s just zero respect for people anymore. Why would anyone want a data center in their backyard?
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Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US19 Dec 2025
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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pickle sister: sister i'm piiiiccckkkllleeeddd
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The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.
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