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Perpetual student. Known in several states for his fruit tarts. In constant pursuit of the flakiest crust.

NYC
Joined November 2010
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"This victory is ours. It is the first of many. If you are in an elected office right now, you are being put on notice. We are coming." @Indiawaltonbflo declares victory
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So we're clear: Delhi police arrested 21-year-old climate activist #DishaRavi for making minor edits on an utterly benign clicktivist #Toolkit supporting farmers, which it outlandishly claims is linked to a secret terrorist conspiracy + @Google may have helped the cops target her
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Must watch. Laying new fossil fuel infrastructure at this stage in the climate crisis is utter folly - and it should be a crime. Support the water protectors trying to stop Line 3.
The next big climate fight is occurring in Minnesota where an Indigenous-led movement is trying to stop the construction of a tar sands pipeline. Congresswoman @IlhanMN has a message for the Biden Administration: #StopLine3.
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The whole thread 🧑‍🍳💋
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Stop complaining about “riots.” Riots gave you 8-hour workdays, gay rights, and free speech.
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a TREASURE
My child captured the moment I found out I won @beardfoundation award for my cookbook. This is a very celebratory Elaine dance in my favorite robe. #shewonsomething
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Your Earth Day reminder that we must not go back to normal after this crisis ends. We should not try to prop up oil prices. We should not bail out oil companies. We should accelerate our shift to solar, wind, and other non-fossil fuels.
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never forget
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"I stood in that voting booth, and I looked down and I saw my name on the ballot, and I thought, 'Wow, kiddo, you're not in Oklahoma anymore,'" an emotional Elizabeth Warren says. "For that moment, standing in the booth—I miss my mommy and my daddy." abcn.ws/3cyNwd9
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I hope this picture of Stanley Tucci and his pizza oven adds some happiness to your timeline
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Feel discluraged? Look at this!
A beautiful thing is happening outside the US Senate
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OMG JUST SAW 😱NANCY RIP trump SPEACH INTO PIECES🙌🏻IF SHE JUST KICKED HIS MAMMOTH ASS‼️NANCY COULD KICK IT...HE HAS BONE SPURS💧PS .HE”USED” EVERYONE IN HIS SPEACH AS A PROP.HE♥️VETS,BUT JUST SAID 64 TROOPS “JUST HAD HEADACHES.ITS NOT LIKE LOSING A🦵🏼HE SAYS HE BELIEVES
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Young people: do not underestimate your power. You will transform this country if you turn out to vote.
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I see my mom scribbling something on her car with sharpie so I go outside and find this
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“I grew up in a world where a woman who looks like me, with my kind of skin and my kind of hair, was never considered to be beautiful. I think it is time that that stops today. I want children to look at me and see my face and I want them to see their faces reflected in mine." 👸🏿
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amy sedaris literally just kicking her shoes off is funnier than anything any man has ever said or done nitter.gq/repeattofade/status/12…
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