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Not affiliated with anyone. I AM A MINOR Open to Parody AND RP.

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Joined October 2023
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— lazy ass pinned. —
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( Just give me the word. )
Lot of you freaks are getting too comfortable getting close to Rosemary.
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( I…watched a lot of people perish during my venture. Some from natural causes…some from succumbing to the infection. )
Eh? May I ask? Or is it too personal?
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( …Some on their own volition. )
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— PURITY AND MALICE — retweeted
Cooking straight POSION in a kettle
cool frickbears art challenge i just thought of: go through evil ending on shuffler mode and design a new version of salvage based on who's taking the places of the secret salvages (springtrap lefty scrapbaby moltenfreddy)
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( …I’ve let a lot of people down before. It…haunts me, really. )
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// this feels relevant again
// it’s funny how I have multiple followers who have nothing to do with parody and they just really like vs impostor Like Hello yes I will be feeding you your content until Updog releases
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— PURITY AND MALICE — retweeted
// it’s funny how I have multiple followers who have nothing to do with parody and they just really like vs impostor Like Hello yes I will be feeding you your content until Updog releases
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( Wish I could say the same for some others… )
And you succeed! And I'm very, very thankful
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( I try to be. )
Well, it's at least nice to know the masses are supportive
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( We're already partners so. )
You niggas are so thirsty dear god.
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— PURITY AND MALICE — retweeted
SHOUTOUT 2 EVERYONE THAT SHOWED UP FOR THE TURBOTIME ANNIVERSARY
14 years ago today, ‘Wreck It Ralph’ released in theaters.
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( … )
I mean, my corset is a giant golden ring, I don't know what you all were expecting.
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— PURITY AND MALICE — retweeted
Now… if you’ll excuse me… I have some old friends to visit. [[GANONDORF REJOINS PARODY TWITTER‼️]]
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“You are asking the wrong person for fashion sense.”
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[Esteemed Customers!!] HOW DOES ONE MAKE [Friendship!!]???
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“Pathetic, the majority of them. A special few hold promising results, however.”
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// “oh boy the Bikini Horrors DLC is out, can’t wait to see what the first new song-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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— Perhaps, in another life, we could have been friends. —
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— Raising hand. —
Running a fever of 99.9 Sore and stinging throat Headache Stuffy nose Who wants to nurse a sick old lady back to health?
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