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The days are long; the years are short.

Federally Occupied Appalachia
Joined March 2022
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If you've already put up your Christmas tree, I really don't need to hear about it.
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Josiah, The Southern Highlander retweeted
Replying to @Breaking911
The @gop is worthless
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What a loser.
Have you seen an alligator sneeze before
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Gene Wolfe's Solar Cycle books are more important than any book on a Barnes & Noble "banned book" shelf.
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Literally me.
God gave me a smoking hot wife and 4 children because He knew that if I became a Jesuit Catholic Priest, I'd have become too powerful.
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Prime Emo. I close my eyes and I'm back in 2003.
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Currently in the HR office because I called the Hindu gods "The Original Blue Man Group."
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Imagine being on Mars working to solve this problem and still having to join some email job moron's weekly "Dust Status Update" Microsoft Teams call.
NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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Backyard camping with the crew. Just finished up the s'mores. Not too crazy of a night; 1 kid cut his hand, 1 fell on the patio, 1 stepped on another, 1 went inside to sleep. Mrs. Highlander is going to sleep out here with the younger kids. I'm going to sneak into the house soon.
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On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.
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Josiah, The Southern Highlander retweeted
Replying to @redbaronpizza
Thank you for doing the right thing. Now I know what I’m going to have for supper tomorrow. :) Way to go, @redbaronpizza!
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Be sure to trap all that oxygen and humidity in the bag before you zip it closed. BTW, bag cereals have been resealable for as long as I've been buying cereal.
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Stupid assholes will believe everything.
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Mrs. Highlander: "Let's watch a scary movie." Me: "The Strangers." Mrs. H: "No, not The Strangers. Let's watch that movie where they're in the house all night." Me: "That's The Strangers." Mrs. H: "No, not The Strangers."
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The company I work for is so screwed up that in my office building the 2nd floor Men's room is above the 1st floor Women's and the 2nd floor Women's room is above the 1st floor Men's.
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Some of the biggest mistakes in my life started off with believing the other person is like me.
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To me, the hardest part of growing older is accepting things which will I never accomplish. Truths I'll never discover. Understanding I'll never gain. Learning and figuring things out are what I do, who I am, and it won't be enough to find answers I desperately want to know.
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Truth. Once you've recognized this in others you cannot unsee it.
Replying to @the_highlander
It's why so many people have such a latent, searing hatred: They don't know themselves well enough to realize they hate themselves
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Innumeracy is worse than illiteracy.
Um if you hadn’t majored in the humanities you’d know this is 2.5 percent @TheSpectator
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The Vatican hasn't had the chronovisor since sometime around September 1978.
Replying to @brandilwells
The Chronovisor.
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