@the_small_rob
 England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2010
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#London! Anyone selling #PortugalTheMan tickets for tonight?? Please please @portugaltheman @LLMMeetup
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The power of the fine arts. Bravo @traviswall. So SO proud of you. google.com/amp/ew.com/tv/201…
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Why do I have to add the last three letters to the word 'tho'? ugh
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Pls can we implement a law that boys are only allowed to hit on you after you've given them a signed permission slip
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Guys, even Yoda wants Zuma to fall.
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Remind me not to have 2 flat whites after 4 pm if I want to sleep ever
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Little brother picking up the cat: "hello my little Fatniss Caterdeen"
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You know you're addicted when you go to bed being excited for coffee the next morning
I've decided to come back to twitter. Hi humans 🤚
US Army Corp of Engineers: Dakota Pipeline to be re-routed @CNNPolitics cnn.it/2gRbaF9

Dakota Access Pipeline to be rerouted | CNN Politics

Federal officials will not provide a permit that would allow the proposed Dakota Access Pipeline to cross under Lake Oahe in North Dakota.

cnn.com
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This is what my cat looks like! xitter.cf/dafloydsta/status/7782…
Floyd@dafloydsta20 Sep 2016
[god creating raccoons] Take a cat and make him look like he's committing crimes
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When you Snapchat your absolute ugliest face to a guy so he'll stop messaging you but it doesn't work
Just busy watching some people that look like they're on a first tinder date and it's so extremely awkward I can't even
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I ❤ art!
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Is the world getting worse or is the media just getting a lot more efficient?
Holy shit. This is our world right now. xitter.cf/gissisim/status/754084…
Gissur Simonarson@GissiSim15 Jul 2016
Tanks drive over cars as civilians try to protest coup - @thevocaleurope xitter.cf/RamiAILoIah/status/754…
The combination of banana, frozen raspberries and frozen blueberries tastes exactly like passion fruit #weird
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Life is cheap in South Africa. #OscarPistorius
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Tried to tell her how to hold the phone without dropping it into her coffee and she goes "this is so stressful, now my hands are sweating"😂😂
Trying to teach my mom to type with her thumbs instead of 1 finger... It's hilarious
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