The Andy Appleton

When did Twitter become: "My mind is taking a shit, I need everyone to smell it?". Instead of "Hey, how are you doing? Isn't this app great?". Asking for a friend, the entire planet.

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Left the house without my false teeth in today, critics hailed me as "English"! 😉

I was chatting with one of my American chums the other day about pedestrian crossings, which we English call "Zebra Crossings", she then asked me what we call Crossing guards, I replied "Lollipop Ladies". She now thinks that all English people are related to Willy Wonka!

Last ones i swear! (Sidenote: I only post these cause they are "Blink & you'll miss em props!) #TrueStory

Here's some more props from last week, peruse at your pleasure. #SetLife

Here's some random props from this week's shoot #SetLife

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Here's a cellphone screen prop that i made for tomorrow. Or #Gemini did, whatever! #SetLife

"Never push a person too close to the edge, they might be trying not to lose thyself" ‐ Bronte

"If life troubles you with less than a 100 problems, I pray the only problem you don't have is your lady" - T.S. Eliot

"May we all be blessed with bomb beats from Andre, so that we can all serenade the streets of LA" ‐ Hemingway

"If you find life hard in the LBC, you will also find it hard to be the Snoop D, O double G" - Dickens

"Before one kicks it, one must first ask if he can". - Wordsworth

"One who is without Diggity is also one who is without doubt". ‐ Shakespeare

Abandoned warehouse + 5 hours of #ArtDirection =

(See previous post) Here to help! #SetLife

#ProTip Here's the answer to a producer whenever you get asked to show multiple screenshots on a laptop of footage that haven't been shot yet.

I "Greeked" all of these cars this week, apart from the #TransAm ...because I grew up with Smokey & the Bandit & I don't think there is enough black tape on the planet to cover up the hood/bonnet! #TrueStory

Here's an inside scoop, I have to provide various tyre (not tire, tyre is the correct spelling) crime scene photos tomorrow... and here they are! #Tyre

I also have cats btw, seen here being rather cute! #MissMaisel #Boomer