gentlemen, thank you for meeting with me today. i've come here to pitch your studio an idea that can't fail. [powerpoint on screen behind me moves to a slide that simply reads "White Norbit"]
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to the tune of "Wild Sex (In The Working Class)" by Oingo Boingo: BUTT SEX! WHERE YOU FUCK THE ASS.
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friend retweeted
seems the killer etched bikini babes into his rounds. they're saying it was a deagle with a real booby mag.
one of those cool days where all adderall seems to do after a certain point is increase my heart rate
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naturally the move is to just put on something that matches the exact feeling, so back to this song on repeat youtu.be/Zr_ZQ3J91MQ
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Mission Hill Episode 19: "Andy Gets A Hole In One (or What Does The Goat See?)"
SYNOPSIS: As payback for years-long trauma spurred by Andy showing him the scene in Pink Flamingos where Divine eats dog poop, Kevin sends Andy an e-mail with a shortened link to Goatse.
crawling back to the main twitter just to say that literally everyone who said mission hill was funny was more correct than i ever gave them credit for.
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