Robert Perhaps retweeted
the reason why the republicans won in 2024 is cuz the democrats are incompetent idiots
the reason why the democrats are winning in 2026 is cuz the republicans are incompetent idiots
Robert Perhaps retweeted
This is the most important humiliation ritual of our lifetime
Please choose your satanic pedophile overlord wisely
Abrahamic faiths (Christianity, Islam, Judaism) are apocalyptic faiths. This has been going on for thousands of years.
I'm tired of non-stop doomerism and 'the world is about to end!' stuff in traditional media and social media.
My entire life, people have been saying the world is about to end. From 'global warming' to 'the millennium bug' to '2012' to 'climate emergency' to 'deadly global pandemic' to 'nuclear war' to every election being 'existential' to 'AI will kill us all!'
If you actually believe this, your #1 priority should be getting right with God.
If you don't believe this, your #1 priority should be getting right with God.
If the world is REALLY about to end, your social media posts won't prevent it or save anybody.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
The gap between what I observe in real life and what I see on the internet has never been greater.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
PLEASE let us raise children who believe that painting, poetry, dancing, storytelling and dreaming are essential parts of being human.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
That face you make when you read the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius 195 times and build an entire career off promoting stoic philosophy but still don't know what it means or how to apply it to your own life.
This is modern intellectualism in a nutshell.
All knowledge, no wisdom.
Virtue signalling without virtue.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
this might be my last normal tweet before biotech goes vertical
i'm not a whistleblower. I don't work at Lilly, Novo or any of the big labs
but there is a massive shift happening in human biology right now.
it's sitting in press releases and almost nobody reads them
the last 6 months alone:
- a once-daily pill roughly doubled median survival in metastatic pancreatic cancer (13.2 vs 6.6 months)
- a one-time gene editing infusion cut hereditary angioedema attacks 87%, and 62% of patients stayed attack-free and off all other prevention for 6 months
- a one-time gene edit for cholesterol dropped LDL up to 62%, and it held for over a year
- a personalized mrna vaccine beat keytruda alone in a 1,137 patient melanoma phase 3
- retatrutide hit ~28% weight loss in a phase 3
- an ai-designed drug entered phase 3
- a pill that regrows hair passed its second phase 3
- an immunotherapy that could let some rectal cancer patients skip surgery, chemo and radiation just got fda approved
- a man lived 271 days off dialysis on a pig kidney
- human cells were caught passing chromosome-sized chunks of DNA to their neighbors, and it changes how the neighbors behave
we are on the verge of an era where the human body is a software problem and the update cycle gets shorter everyday
stick around, it's going to get weird
bio/acc
Robert Perhaps retweeted
There is new Census data out today.
This is the population of children ages <5 in Portland from 1980 to 2025
Robert Perhaps retweeted
Dear @Apple, I really wish “Delete and Report Spam” meant they wouldn’t text me again
Robert Perhaps retweeted
one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
There's a strange thing that happens online and in real world conversations, where understanding or explaining an idea or phenomenon is interpreted as SUPPORTING it.
As a result, people pretend to not understand things, lest they be seen as advocating them.
Robert Perhaps retweeted
Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
Robert Perhaps retweeted
I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
Yeah. And then they’ll vote democrat until they’re sold out as well. Then at 29 they’ll vote republican again until they’re sold out again. Then at 31 they’ll vote democrat until they’re sold out again…. Groundhog Day.





















