Check out my meekat expression

They just stand there with an air of expectation

Sorry, I'm going to have to jump to another call now. I've got a crow on the other end of the line

There are three types of crow...

Are you alright? I mean, really?

Photographing crows in the rain is not easy (for me), the crows just stand there

What are you complaining about? It's just a bit of rain

I can see you've already got your winter padding

You looking at me, pal?

Quick 15 minutes with the crows and back to work. Mobile phone pics only

I adore Fluff Flanagan. He looks such a macho man with this hairy chest

Always the same pose. Head turned to the right, the one good eye fixed on the camera. When it's peanuts, they dare to face me

I like the springiness

You can rent me reads the sign on the boat. Perhaps you can also rent a crow to harass your enemies

Scruffy little thing.

Album covers that never quite made it (nor the band)

Fluff Flanagan successfully completed the moult but still has no chest feathers

They've changed the garden plants. Crows are so far on fence about it (or in the ferns)