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Edinburgh
Joined February 2009
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#rip Sean Connery. long live your best line.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
In the UK kids cant use youtube kids but if you rape somebody you can ask the government not to tell anybody and they do it
🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
to people who only talk about your money, tell me about your money, tell others about your money, think about your money, dream about your money and think that I am impressed by your money… You don’t even realize how poor you really are
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Old men online responding to AI women
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
I'm split into two people. One person is planning to have kids, is gonna publish a book, saves money, because it believes in a future. The other person is living hard, spending down money, and doing psychedelics, because it believes everyone is going to be dead in three years.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
pronouncing mallace like versace
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Why the fuck did the rest of Middle-earth care about what happens at Mordor?
Legitimate question: if you don't live in the U.S, why do you give a fuck about the politics here?
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
No malloc intended. β›§
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Replying to @HieroBorschtIII
It depends on how stretched you are. Technically its possible.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Replying to @liambyrnemp
Loud fireworks are your focus? Not tax, national debt, crime, immigration, police corruption? Do you ever stop to wonder whether you might be in the wrong job? An MP has power to address the big issues we face but you're worried about fireworks. Perhaps you could be a councillor?
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
I need these ppl to keep their cuck fetishes out of Star Wars
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Since 31st October 2000, there has not been a single day when all human beings have been on planet Earth.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
One thing about getting older is you get a better sense of when it’s time to just eliminate people from your life
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
What happened with that viral Red Baron Pizza worker is not a feel-good story, it's a feel-bad story. Everything about it says horrible things about where our society is headed. Some obnoxious prick films a guy working his fingers to the bone for a "prank" hoping to get social media clicks, and the worker flips out at him because his shitty, abusive job had stretched him a hair's breadth from snapping. The video goes viral because people sympathize with a father shouting at a creepy live-streamer about how his shift was supposed to end an hour ago and he needs to get up at five in the morning to do it all again so his family doesn't get evicted from the home he's struggling to pay for, and then a fundraiser is launched which winds up giving the man half a million dollars. Sounds like a happy ending, until you look at it. None of the other Red Baron workers are getting fundraisers to help them make ends meet; they're all toiling and suffering along with everyone else in similar socioeconomic positions, just as the man in the video would have been if he hadn't gone viral. Turns out the guy who set up the fundraiser for the Red Baron employee was himself a homeless veteran of the US military, who received his own far less successful fundraiser when this revelation came out. When you zoom out, this is just a story about how incredibly bleak life is for ordinary people in the heart of the US empire. And yet capitalism proponents have seized on this story as an example of the system working perfectly while portraying it as a victory in their weird culture war theater. Conservative media platforms like The Daily Wire, The New York Post and Barstool Sports have framed the worker as a people's champion standing up to an entitled coastal liberal while working hard for his employer as Judeo-Christian God intended. Red Baron posted on social media that they are part of their employee's "fan club" and that he is their "employee of the month", causing conservative figures like Laura Loomer, Benny Johnson, Kevin Sorbo and Tim Burchett to swoon with approval. They want you focusing on this one particular instance where it all worked out fine so that you don't think about the exponentially greater number of instances in which it doesn't. Billionaire corporations are exploiting workers around the world for appallingly meager wages, causing a combined amount of suffering too vast for the human mind to comprehend. People resonated with that worker pouring his heart out into that click slut's Meta glasses because so many of us have been there and know what it's like to be stretched to the breaking point just trying to feed your kids. The capitalist class squeezes the life out of workers, and then they manipulate working people's thoughts at mass scale so they don't understand what's happening to them. They tell them their suffering is because of immigrants, or welfare recipients, or an amorphous cabal of "elites" who always conveniently belong exclusively to the opposite political party. They feed them media convincing them that the system is working fine and that if they can't hack it it's because something is wrong with them. They offer them the occasional "feel-good" viral story about someone who got lucky, like feudal serfs listening to fairy tales imagining that they too might one day marry a prince or discover that they are a member of the royal family who was lost at birth. They pour all this energy into convincing workers to accept the status quo because they are at all times acutely aware that as soon as the workers stop accepting the status quo, it's over for them. The most under-discussed political reality in the world is that there are a whole lot more people suffering under the status quo than there are people profiting from it, and that the sufferers are fully capable of overturning the status quo by force whenever they decide to. Our entire society is built around the need to manipulate our attention away from this political reality. All our mainstream culture. All our news media. All our politics. All our education systems. It's all designed to direct our gaze away from the reality that there are a whole lot more of us than there are of them, and that they need us infinitely more than we need them. They don't want us to look at this reality. They don't want us thinking about it. But we really, really should.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
hot take: the loudest people in security tend to be the least technically skilled, myself included. you are either terminally online or terminally obsessed with hacking something for weeks, no free lunch, my posting gaps usually mean i am actually getting technical work done.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
"compromised DevOps engineer's laptop" I swear to god if this was Contagious Interview, I'm moving to North Korea and stealing bitcoin for a living. For context, Contagious Interview is one of DPRK's techniques where they reach out to developers in the target organization and offer them higher paying jobs. They then tell them the job offer is contingent on them completing a "coding skills assessment" to prove their ability. The source code is backdoored with malware, and the targets sometime run it on their work laptop, because why wouldn't you run untrusted code some random internet dude gave you on your work laptop.
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
BREAKING: Man who wears blackface publicly objects to "Jews being portrayed in certain ways".
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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Cassidy Macfarlane πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
I fucking, fucking, FUCKING HATE writing about "antisemitism". I am so motherfucking SICK of it. I hate the word. I hate the rapey, gaslighting way all western institutions are constantly forcing this fake narrative down our throats that opposing genocide and apartheid and crazy wars means you secretly hate some random tiny religious group. Hate it, hate it, HATE it. But I have to keep writing about it, because if you let them control the narrative it just takes over and becomes the consensus reality. So essay after essay after motherfucking essay I find myself writing "Uh no actually it's not a hate crime to say you shouldn't drop military explosives on buildings full of children" like a fucking moron, over and over and over again. These freaks make me fucking sick. I hate the way they're constantly trying to stick their gross, rapey fingers into our minds and convince us we think things we don't think and feel things we don't feel. They never stop. They're like a cloud of gnats on a humid summer day constantly trying to fly into your nose, mouth and eyes. You swat them away and they're back an instant later, swarming, suffocating. Pieces of shit. Fucking disgusting, evil scumbags.
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