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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
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newgens don't understand how good the pre-commercialized internet was
if this is cringe then I love cringe
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Matt Johnson: *walks up to random pedestrian* excuse me sir do you know where I can buy salamanders in bulk?
Pedestrian: *confused chuckle* what a strange question asked by a strange fellow!
Nathan Fielder’s new scheme to get people to buy memberships to a local failing gym:










































