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Burrito! We got mad prom royalty.

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PAUL REISER is coming to the "Don't Be Alone with Jay Kogen " podcast tomorrow. What should I ask him?
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Don't Maize Me Bro!
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Have a great weekend
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Just noticing: were tickets the size of a human torso back then? That looks… big.
Replying to @PaulReiser
@PaulReiser longtime fan here in Bristol RI. Wondering if you remember this performance?..we sure do!
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Yeah Ryan!
Designer Ryan Perkins brings us through the making of his new ultralight waterproof Dyneema backpack, which included a prototype with Tyvek USPS mailers. ghostly.com/blog/ryan-perkin…
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PROTIP: WE WING. SUCK US. SPACE BAR.
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I'm craving Dexter Cider Mill.
I hope everybody had a wonderful National Schoolboy Day.
Does your moped registration expire today? #sos #15bucks #goodfor3years
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Wings Wings – at Seattle, WA
Television on the jukebox. – at Washington, USA
Goodbye Happy's, Hello Faz.