Coach Marty “Dorm Lurkin” Daniels

Just found out a chick i hated in high school got fat as fuck HAPPY FUCKIN MONDAY

I think we should replace #assattack with ASSACRE

Is halloween black prom for white women

Hung hung hung sahur

Bouncer made me take off the peter mask this is what he gets

Trying new pregame flavors mixer and hangover drink dox

I posted a video of me peeing off a balcony for about 5 minutes and got nervous and deleted it

400 follower costume dox

Knew cpa studying was gonna be a lot didnt know it was this much godamn

Would yall drive an hour for pickle ball with friends kinda sounds od now that i’m thinking about it

This ant injury ruined my week man

Missing stamkos on the bolts this morning man

I think i like it when blonde girls have kinda saggy boobs

WHAT THAT WOMAN SHE BEEN DOIN TO ME

400 follower minecraft world dox?

Why is it normal for women to post their venmo on their social medias dude gotta be borderline prostitution

Would it ruin my career if i said lemme eyp to a girl on linkedin messages

Got so drunk ran into girl i was friends w and we were catching up she asked ab the ex wife and i said she was dating a black guy now and she had to find a black guy to make up for my hog size i might have a #problem

I was so drunk i made out with a black girl

Snuck into the business center while waiting for buddies to get me but got me some hockey cards for a buck fifty with my coffee gotta love canada